Umhlanga Lighthouse

Im big and red and white and I shine so f*cking bright

[Umhlanga Lighthouse @LighthouseNUR]

Did I miss anything?

[Umhlanga Lighthouse @LighthouseNUR]

#ThrowbackThursday

[Umhlanga Lighthouse @LighthouseNUR]

Many are saying the Village has lost its vibe. I agree, there's not nearly enough drunken white people around lately.

[Umhlanga Lighthouse @LighthouseNUR]

and by nudes, I mean pictures of light bulbs

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send nudes

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Keep seeing the same lady with different men every day at one of the hotels, must a really nice lady to have so many friends.

[Umhlanga Lighthouse @LighthouseNUR]

look who decided to show up to day, nice of you to join us you sun of a beach.

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@AnaTrujic hope you're enjoying your stay here missy :)

[Umhlanga Lighthouse @LighthouseNUR]

Are all the military dudes gone? Is it clear to tweet again?

[Umhlanga Lighthouse @LighthouseNUR]

oh, thats a submarine in the water? I though someone took a massive shit and it was a floater.

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don't get why they call it high tea, the only thing they get high from is all the sugar they eat.

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Spotted some whales on the beach today, I think they were from Queensburgh and went on a road trip to Umhlanga.

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Other lighthouses say I'm just here for show and serve no purpose. They see my light rotatin', they hatin'

[Umhlanga Lighthouse @LighthouseNUR]

Some kid started ringing the bell at the Box, everyone came out to see the Dolphins but all they got to see was my glorious self.

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Durban's weather PMS's more than my ex wife.

Just kidding, I wasn't married to her.

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When I said suns out buns out, I meant like fresh buns, not dry, stale buns that are way past their sell buy date! #WhoLetTheOldAgeHomeOut

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@1Selenophile No, i just look like this all the time...actually I never changed

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Anyway, ladies, sun's out get your buns out in front of me. That's an order!

[Umhlanga Lighthouse @LighthouseNUR]

But since I'm in Durban, there's always a way to make a plan larnie

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Funny story, apparently Lighthouses can't be rica'd so they cancelled my contract?!