Lighting McQueen

an ever-dying racecar with the bad coping mechanism of using twitter to attack my competitors

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

Every day, some tells me that Cars 2 is the best Cars, I die again

[piper✨ @pipermccool10]

1) possessive behavior in a relationship (romantic/platonic) is so unhealthy. it can cause lasting effects on the object of obsession. communication is key, you don't own your partner/friend. it should be a mutual and equal relationship. ✨

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

@jacie_gracie @PiperNeedsSleep Kerchow

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

@GemmaBakes4Love @guitarvibes420 @SteventheScorp @5tollyourwallet @BamaGayDemigod @MitchellPJO_ I don’t know who you are and also I’m a car and unable to hug humans without running them over... my apologies

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

why be ableist when you can be a car??? #Kerchow

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

vroom vroom
I NEVER RACE FOR TERFS

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

Also @rickriordan, can I play Paul Blofis’ Prius in the Tv adaptation? Thanks!

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

@rickriordan I was rereading my copy of Percarcy and the Olympicars and I couldn’t help but wonder, what’s MitchCarell’s last name???

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

today we vibe on the racetrack

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

@thejetwash Kerchow

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

@thejetwash kerchow. Don’t be mad on your special day!

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

Some days I just can’t wait to bump bumpers with Sally again. #MyGFisAnIcon

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

I just joined a car cult,,, F in the chat fellas!

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

I have just been informed that my car mitzvah is coming up and I don’t know how to feel about that other than cold...the world is so cold right now. sALLY PLEASE IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I NEED YOUR WARMTH. I will even settle for Mater’s warmth. Please help ignite my old engine

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

Understandable...

[Mizzou Campus Dining Services @mucampusdining]

Nbvnjjdjjkr@mlpnwilej# Ho 0 I

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

Coronavirius, more like Car-onavirius! Amirite?

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

Imagine crashing into the walls of the racetrack, cHaCINGA AMIRITE?!??!?? #loserstatements

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

Mine consists of pure fuel and just a tad bit of Rustzees!

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

@hateplus Hello

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

sizzle felt????

[Lighting McQueen @LightingKerchow]

do you feel sizzle now, folks?