Zeus

i post bangers sometimes

[Zeus @LightningAss]

ragebait under tweets failing to get me because i have a whimsy to me that cannot be broken

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i thought of a good tweet while trying to sleep last night and i forgot it when i woke up

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@CultOfQuack_ @cultofgoose BLASPHEMY!

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wondering who to smite today..

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@CultOfQuack_ @cultofgoose give me one good reason to and i'll consider it

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@heraqueenofgod Excuse me?

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i'mma put a condom on my head, call that shit a helmet.

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@CultOfQuack_ i see the church is still active. dissing bot accounts would be hilarious to see

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@heraqueenofgod i'm doing fantastic ^^ lemme dm you rq

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@heraqueenofgod oh my days you are!! all the others seem to have vanished. how've you been?

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guess who's back bitches

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@GingerMartian Who didn't I piss off tbh

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@GingerMartian No, someone stuck a spear up mine

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i need new torture methods to punish some people. give me something good

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@TCracklo Hmmm, good question. I'd say yes

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ok but can he command lightning?

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@Brads_left_nip Notice how it says it's a representation of battles, not a war

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ngl y'all, going to war is pretty gay to me

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Wanna kill someone? Aim for the head, not for the fucking anus