⚡SteveTheLightningMan™⚡

World's Okayest ArmyMPvet & best ever WeddingOfficiant. 80sNewWave junkie. HockeyFan. Brings guns to knifefights. MaliciousComplier. TikTok@LightningManSteve1

[⚡SteveTheLightningMan™⚡ @LightningMan__]

When I was porn star, my name was Braxton Hicks. You may remember me as Neville Longdongle in Harry Twatter & The Knob Gobbler. I had a scene with Anna Phalaxis and Angi O'Plasty in the Common Room of House Muffnuzzle. #magicwandindeed

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@tatinthesouth I appear to be #52

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@itsldvt Of course

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@BooyahSuckaFoo Just went and found you!

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@BooyahSuckaFoo Girl. Wtf happened to your Tik Tok account?

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@BooyahSuckaFoo I literally RAN here to find you. Can't lose my buddy!

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@cutemelina95 Yes 🙂‍↕️

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@blondebronzebad Have a great New Year!

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@RepJasmine It's gotta suck to be this stupid

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This stupid little Jizzwhistle is so far up his own ass he sees the back of his teeth

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

I would like to thank President Joe Biden for allowing TikTok to come back online in the United States! Thank you, President Biden!

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@harryjsisson Just quit while you're behind. Take the L, shitcake

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Every one of these motherfuckers committed insider trading. I expect no better from Democrats or that crybaby scumbag Crenshaw but MJT and Mullin too?

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@Britlad95 They should be hung from the London Bridge but England has lost its spine for capital punishment

[Jean Romanik @JeanRomanik]

Can’t stop child porn on the internet but they can stop Tik Tok. Can’t stop kids getting shot in school but they can stop tik tok. Can’t help citizens when disasters hit but they can stop tik tok. Can’t deliver a good economy but they can stop tik tok. Biden signed it into law as one last FU. Thank God Trump will be President …

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@sweetdreamdairy Kinda frosty here in coastal South Carolina too

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@Playteaux1 I have a 90 minute commute home. I have every clean bathroom on the route memorized

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@Sassafrass_84 FMJ was the last film I saw in the theatre before shipping off to basic training

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@politicsofamy Did Netflix and Disney redo Mary Queen of Scots?

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Trump 2028.

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Are you shitting me?