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N.E.P.S. Rookie Officer 🚨| Graduated top of his class 🎓| Complete Clutz ❗| Certified Ratfucker🐀

NSFW Focus! Minors DNI

(𝑃𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑑-𝑚𝑢𝑛.)

[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

"𝑪𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏,
𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒉𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒑!"
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[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

https://t.co/2e8bOGpax8

[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

As an officer of the law, it's VERY important I remain aware of my surroundings.

That's why everyone get's profiled!

...w-wait, that's a bad thing? It can be considered offensive...? B-but what if they're literally CARRYING a flamethrower-?!

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[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

=~-~= BANDWAGONS =~-~=
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[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

As an officer of the law, it's VERY important I remain aware of my surroundings.

That's why everyone get's profiled!

...w-wait, that's a bad thing? It can be considered offensive...? B-but what if they're literally CARRYING a flamethrower-?!

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[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

I will! 💢

*𝒄𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒌~!*

And stop looking at me like that! I'm trying to do my job here and uphold justice!

Y-you can't seduce me with your cheap boob- I mean tricks!

[-ˋˏ 𝕱αყℓเɳα ♛ @RoaringGoldKing]

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I'd rather take it rough honestly~

Well what's the matter kitty-cop~?
I'm right there commiting a crime....

Come and get me~♡
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[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

This ISN'T another one of your "roleplays", Ms. Doe.

You're under arrest. Facing criminal charges. You could take it a little more seriously..?

[-ˋˏ 𝕱αყℓเɳα ♛ @RoaringGoldKing]

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Oh noooo~!!

Is the big bad cop going to pass rhe cuffs around my tiny paws~?
Whatever will I do~?
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[𝑷𝒖𝒓𝒓𝒍𝒐𝒊𝒏 (𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑖 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡) @LepardASS510]

//I dunno if it's a controversial take, but...

Juno is the hottest OW character.

[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

You know we're not immune to the law as officers, right Jane...?

I 𝐀𝐌 going to have to take you into the station for public indecency.

[beep 🔞 || VGEN COMMS OPEN @pepper_flake23]

#janeseth #sethjane

[KetsuTen @Ketsu_Ten]

ASS GANG

[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

Eh? Why would I need to be saved, Ms Joe...?

They're just asking me to take their trash aren't they? It's surely better to accept than to let them litter everywhere?

[⋆｡‧˚ʚ🍭ɞ˚‧｡⋆ 𝐍𝐨𝐦𝐍𝐨𝐦𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐤 ✮ @NomNomSharkkkie]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I know how to save you
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ from them, kitten ~ 🍭

⠀⠀Just take my hand and the sight
⠀⠀of me will freeze the blood in
⠀⠀their veins 。
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[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

There was a report of someone sexually harassing males leaving the gym on the outskirts of Eridu.

Good news is that since I began to patrol there regularly, those men have felt much safer.

Bad news is now I'M the one being harassed. The hell do they mean "give me a litter"...?

[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

Ack-! C-captain!

I was just... um... reading about you on the news?

[𝕃𝕖𝕨𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥 ℙ𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕔 𝕊𝕖𝕔 ℂ𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕟 🌟 @SatuskiK]

“Is great right? That is what you are saying”

[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

Wow! The boss is... uh... the boss is...

W-what was I saying again?

[Pop Eridu @PopEridu]

FUN FACT:

Zhu Yuan is the most bottom heavy agent in ZZZ, her thighs and hips have a circumference of 55.3 cm each and 94.1 cm respectively.

[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

First day on the job. Looking forward to working alongside you all!

Whether it's catching ducks, or finding cats, I'm here to help!

#ZZZRP #MVRP #TWTRP

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑪𝑯 𝑶𝑭 𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑬 @Qwin2Qwin]

💧𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐲𝐝𝐫𝐨 W̶h̶o̶r̶e̶ 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚!💧

⭐️𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞⭐️

💙𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞💙

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[⋆｡‧˚ʚ🍭ɞ˚‧｡⋆ 𝐍𝐨𝐦𝐍𝐨𝐦𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐤 ✮ @NomNomSharkkkie]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𓆩 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𓆪 🦈❄️✂️

⠀⠀❝. . . 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰.
⠀⠀𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞 — 𝐬𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞❞ ❤️‍🩹🦈

⠀⠀𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚'𝐬 𝐌𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐝 𓆩♡𓆪❄️
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[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

https://t.co/qMRbM7MWTp

[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

=~-~= KINKS =~-~=
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[🅟🅤🅑🅢🅔🅒 🅚🅘🅣🅣🅨🅒🅐🅣 @LightningRookie]

"𝑪𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏,
𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒉𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒑!"
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