LightningwingDragon

Roar! Imma dragon.

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@Chase so the bank app is stopping support for devices running Android OS 12 and under. Feels like I'm being punished for not having a modern phone (mine is barely five years old.)

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https://t.co/51EwkTDaa5

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@Chiquita An honest to God banana bus. Chiquita why?

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@rocket2guns My god it looks amazing!

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@elysiasegal @IntrepidMuseum @USATODAY Voted 🫡

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@BattleshipNJ "Lunched" 7 Dec 1942

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It's not too late @POTUS You can still do the funniest thing imaginable, and no one will think less of you. #TikTok https://t.co/nsVF056YvU

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https://t.co/MKNWRFslXZ

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https://t.co/MQ9Af31d9U

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Isn't it funny that everyone's ok with deadnaming Twitter?
#ShowerThought

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https://t.co/NiuQGNUbpq
#FAFO

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@elonmusk Please Google "Beyond Visual Range"

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@LadySaffronVT De fuq kinda book you buyin?

[Jingle Jam @jinglejam]

Hey chat, it’s time to kick off this year’s countdown to Jingle Jam! With 12 days to go, it’s @TubboLive! #CountdowntoJingleJam2024

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@Matt_Lowne Doesn't matter that Merica wasnt the first in space or put a man in space or the first woman in space OR put a man in orbit round the moon. we put man ON the moon and thats what matters!
(Though considering the glass ceiling atm, dont know if well get a woman on the moon, sadly)

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@LadySaffronVT A platypus?
*Adds hat*
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

President Biden should resign as an act of protest tomorrow so Kamala Harris could be sworn in as the first female president until January.

That would make Trump 48 and ruin that stupid hat of his.

Can we get this trending.

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@DisavowTrump20 Ok, thats pretty funny.

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We Are Doomed