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@therecount It’s almost as if doing good reporting, that can’t be found in the mainstream media, is rewarded. Shocker!

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@signulll What about the displaced bodega cats? Will there be a government program for their welfare?

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@feelsdesperate Maybe if Robert Moses gave out 30% off coupons for rotisserie chickens his legacy would have been secured

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@VigilantFox This is Liam Neeson playing Tommy Lee

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Ben Franklin didn't plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

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@JayDanielsMVP Somebody should pay that man $40 million per year!

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@asanwal @auren Oberlin would need to pay ME to go there

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It would be funnier if Marshawn Lynch was just playing himself in Euphoria, instead of a character.

[Tall Roman Statue @TallRomanStatue]

It is the year 2044, and MAGA just mandated that all of American's nuclear plants become gothicized. As a result, the Harambe School of Nuclear Engineering and Gothic Architecture is founded in Louisville, KY.

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@CliveWardauthor If your homies are discussing obscure naval battles, it’s time to find a new circle. Your network is your net worth 💯

[Bruce @bruce_barrett]

I don’t want to hear about my carbon footprint ever again.

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@somewheresy Clickers

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@RollingStone Who??

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@ajlamesa I actively avoid places that force me to press “no tip”

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@realsaadasad Oscar Newman rolling in his grave

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@HouseLowlights

[Phillip Muñoz @VPhillipMunoz]

Harvard, apparently, is about to adopt a new policy to combat grade inflation. I devised my own anti–grade inflation policy 25 years ago. I’ve shared it with provosts and deans, to no avail. Here it is:
The Muñoz Plan Against Grade Inflation
The plan has three key components:

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@NFLMemes Billy Zane was the good guy!

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@leonardkl How he isn’t president right now is wild

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@ChuckFBass You forgot Questionable Baby Daddies

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@thisThadius @guypbenson This quote is from 2007