Elijah

my birth certificate has an iFunny watermark

[Elijah @LijSams]

I'm about to say it: if you don't like oatmeal raisin cookies, you suffer from some serious moral shortcomings

[Elijah @LijSams]

See, I just don’t think that’s true

[Elijah @LijSams]

@MustacheBob2 The best part is that the brotherhood of steel being this technology hoarding group provides the perfect in-world explanation for why you don’t just find that kind of stuff in the wild. They took it all. So as long as the game gatekeeps encountering them until later on, it works.

[Elijah @LijSams]

@Med1_D1v3r And they still show up unannounced in large swarms anyway. Think you’re safely fighting off 20 wretches and 5 crushers? Wrong, there are 50 more that just spawned in behind you.

[Elijah @LijSams]

@dad_dot_jpeg I liked it but mostly because my entire family listened to it on audiobook during a 2-day road trip and we all got to clown on it together and the overall experience of that made it feel much more enjoyable than it actually is

[Elijah @LijSams]

@noitsmazzie This is a mini-split ac and we have them in america, that’s what I have in my house.

[Elijah @LijSams]

@Revenant300 Complete skill issue if you didn’t get this one first try, genuinely way easier than the one from two weeks ago with the bugged squad unity modifier

[Elijah @LijSams]

@HiveFleetDino I think if the different hive fleets just had noticeably different behaviors and maybe even had inter-hive fleet conflicts that could make them more interesting.

[Elijah @LijSams]

@NotOkN1 Whoever was in charge of writing these kind of moments in this show genuinely needs to be blacklisted, there’s a lot of inexcusably bad stuff like this in TLOK

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@sanpellyenjoyer This got a solid giggle out of me, cheers bro

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@MIchelSchn5666 @SuperSweetLucas So what you’re talking about is just someone talking loudly, what everyone else is referring to is their audio being amplified for whatever reason. If you’re on a call with multiple people, and no one else complains, you can probably assume it’s just discord being weird.

[Elijah @LijSams]

@MrOvis_ Most brutal way I’ve heard this described but thank this put to words exactly how I’ve felt about a lot of millennial fantasyslop

[Elijah @LijSams]

@skyyyG2 Keanu Reeves is just not a very good actor, great guy and all but he’s almost never been very good at what he does. Loved cyberpunk but his performance as Johnny was easily one of the worst in the entire game

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@HermesTris28367 @WokehammerLs Idk man almost every space marine head sculpt just looks like handsome squidward scowling

[Elijah @LijSams]

@AngryMinis Lmao, “cowardly wokehammer burner account”. You’re not just wrong, you’re a freak dude

[Elijah @LijSams]

@ComebackWest777 I think gooseworx would be a lot happier and confident in her choices if she didn’t really interact with randoms online and just made blanket statements essentially telling them to kick rocks

[Elijah @LijSams]

@RiverWibber Ultrasonic cleaner with LAs totally awesome. Takes a while but works. My brother stripped a pewter ultramarine captain that seemed to have been painted with house paint and it took forever but he got it

[Elijah @LijSams]

@PurrpleKats That’s insane, if I get attacked by someone’s large aggressive dog I’m killing it full stop and then suing the pants off them