Spider-Man.

“Have no fear! Spidey is here!”

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

Sometimes I wonder: Am I Spider-Man because I want to help people -- or because I want to hurt them?

These days I seem to do more hurting than helping.

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

Sometimes yea.

[ᅠᔆh𝓮͡ ︎ ︎︎ .. ︎ ︎︎ ❚ ︎ ︎︎ * ︎ ︎︎ prᴱ͟𝐝a𝐓o𝒓ᅠ @sangredeIuna]

don't you ever look at peter and just go RAAAAAAAHHHHH

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

Well, it’s hard to not notice. Her fridge is stocked with milk..

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ‍‍ ‍… ‍ ‍‍ ‍ʻᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝚃𝖍𝖊 ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝕭.𝕮、 @SAKlBOU]

shhh, don’t be so loud about it!

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

Peter always knew she was secretly a real cat.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ‍‍ ‍… ‍ ‍‍ ‍ʻᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝚃𝖍𝖊 ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝕭.𝕮、 @SAKlBOU]

felicia btw.

[𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓒𝓪𝓽 @lastscrxtch]

⋆˚🐾˖° /ᐠ - ˕ -マ Ⳋ ° ˖ 🐾 ˚ ⋆

ᵐᵉᵒʷ

Felicia Hardy
aka
“𝐵𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝒞𝒶𝓉”

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

Again? This is a common thing?

[Neena. @LuckTakesAim]

My ass’s hurting again.

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

Sounds like you don’t care too much.

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

@MECHADISPATCH / I did the same lol

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

Forcing yourself to stay awake?

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

“Happy birthday, Daredevil.”

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

Alright, want me to drop you off?

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

Same, wanna change or go in hero attire?

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

I’d never drop you, trust me. When do you wanna go?

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

Hey, that’s Spectacular Housespider to you ma’am…

Sweet, meeting there or taking one web?

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

Almost as funny as you taking me out to eat to make up for your rude comment.

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

Still could be, if you apologized.

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

Come test that theory then. We’ll see who comes out on top.

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

Make me, butthead.

[Spider-Man. @LikeASpiderCan]

Jess is excommunicated from the Spiders.