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[Abe @LikeAndBlock]

@TradeUnionJake Sorry, I don't take political advice from a bearded tampon applicator

[Abe @LikeAndBlock]

@TepidButterASMR I'm honestly torn between the two replies you've already gotten

[ProPublica @propublica]

We’re back with our second story about how Trump’s purge of the FBI killed a sweeping bribery probe in D.C.

This time, we take you to South Carolina, where two powerful politicians escaped scrutiny:

Sen. Lindsey Graham and Rep. James Clyburn.

THREAD 👇

[Abe @LikeAndBlock]

@JanCBS You're

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Students from North Carolina A&T can be seen marching back to their HBCU after voting on the first day of early voting in the state.

The Guilford County Board of Elections voted to remove the school’s on-campus polling site. (video via @tmsimmons) https://t.co/n4qnDQY82k

[Andrey X @the_andrey_x]

This will get overshadowed by the attack on an American journalist, but half an hour after Heidi was beaten, the IDF shot a Palestinian man simply standing inside his own village.

Then the soldiers pointed an assault rifle at the paramedics trying to help the victim.

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

Two straight days of settlers brutally beating Americans in the West Bank—yesterday Haitham Taysir in Burqa, today @washingtonpost journalist Heidi Levine in Abu Falah. Both remain hospitalized, Haitham in the ICU. If this doesn’t force a change in US-Israel policy, nothing will.

[Mark Malone @soundmigration]

Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.

[RJ Ellison @Romellz_]

Bruh Im Done….. 🤣

[Abe @LikeAndBlock]

Also one of the few places a fault line can open up and swallow you whole 🤞

[Andrew Qu @andrewqu]

Only in SF can you go from
- prompting agents at 6 pm
- to watching tech founders sing Linkin Park at 7 pm
- to a formal gala with a robot at 8 pm

And still make it home by 10 pm

[Abe @LikeAndBlock]

@AngelaBelcamino Get a job, bum

[Abe @LikeAndBlock]

Well deserved

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump gives Elon Musk an award

[Abe @LikeAndBlock]

Devastating response here from occupy a brain

[Joe The Drummer 🇺🇸🗣️ @occupyabrain]

@BreitbartNews If Jack White were in my band and President Trump's remarks had been a cover song, he would be doggedly playing the wrong chords while insisting this is how it goes, and telling me that the published sheet music was fake news.

And I would fire him from my band.

[Abe @LikeAndBlock]

@alvinsng Maybe you can train an AI vibrator to disappoint her while you're at it

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

better than ever! ✌️

[sisk @mns]

rumors are it’s a 3 year $100m deal with with 2 years non compete. islam isn’t even countering

[Abe @LikeAndBlock]

Nothing but respect for my senator

[Abe @LikeAndBlock]

@popular_tyrant The brand doesn't matter as long as they are topped with a Bemis @toiletseats

[Saad. @SaadInCyber]

Could've easily guessed.