Bart

[nyx @aaronrrey]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

@TheCodyGondek @GuyDealership @KramerBrian Congrats on the sex

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

My man!!

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

Spotted by @LikeBartSimpson who just bought one himself!

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

After that #Bears game, it’s time to unwind. Let’s make a cocktail

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

I am the genesis for Cadet Cody Banks' call sign, "Slammer." #TheMoreYouKnow

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

@TheCodyGondek Thank you please drive safe. Tweet again once you've reached speeds exceeding 150k furlongs per fortnight.

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

@_hayymae u up?

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

@_hayymae prettiest girl in the room

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

@TheCodyGondek you see @jonah_okeefe actually still tweets? What?

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

@TheCodyGondek Thanks. Gate code is 1629. My door is always unlocked.

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

@AstrosTwila my company is looking for United Way silent auction donations and we would appreciate anything on behalf of our @astros!

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

Bus to DIA postponed because some little shit needs his "Lammy" thats packed in his luggage somewhere underneath. 8 minutes and counting...

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

@DrPhil is it normal for my kidneys to ache with immense pain after going heavy on the squats? Hurts to tie my shoes.

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

YouTube progression: How a four way valve works -> How gas nozzles automatically shut off -> Why humans don't ride zebras. #Knowledge

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good Morning, Mets Nation...

[Kyle Schwarber @kschwarb12]

Rookie dress up!

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

WOO WOOOOO!!!! https://t.co/vOzfSYNfOc

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

According to ESPN’s Football Power Index, the Bears now have the highest chance to get the top pick in the 2016 NFL Draft at 27%.

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

LOL https://t.co/g7GJIxvAYN

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Hey @Cubs, how bout we both hang a 'W' on the Cardinals, today?

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

Cam the goat kicks the bucket and the buffs win. Merry Christmas everyone. #gobuffs

[Bart @LikeBartSimpson]

@htc your piece of shit clock app update disables alarms from going off. Now I'm headed to class with no front teeth. Figure it out.