My keys are walled in

Rationally that this small section of information could even give you a clear indication of who I am, well that is an outlandish contemplation not based on fact

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Aye girl, are you a beaver? cause daaaaaaaaang you are good at swimming and have an exellent understanding of free form architecture

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This is officially the latest I've bought gifts for Christmas, but only by a little

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There is a point when you start spiraling so hard things start to just seem okay again. Like when helicopter blades move so fast they look stationary, except with my mental state

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Someone tried to steal my car last night at the bar and I still consider last night one of the better nights I've had in awhile. Says a lot about 2022 really

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Voting isn't a civic duty. Being an informed voter is. If you don't know what or who you are voting for, don't vote. People who vote just to say they voted are more damaging to democracy than those who choose not to.

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If they really wanted people to vote they would have a panda dunk drop at the polling sites

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People told me if you vote for Kanye that is just a vote for Trump.

People told me if you vote for Kanye that is just a vote for Biden.

Nobody told me if you vote for Kanye that is just a vote for Hitler.

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Daniel Johnston warned me about this

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...I'd rather not

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Big thanks to @bigjayoakerson for giving me my first guest spot at @BricktownComedy this weekend. Now I have some footage in front of a killer crowd

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I guess we are going to completely ignore the fact that multiple women went up last night because that doesn't fit the narrative

[Niki Lee ૐ @nikisanders_]

I will not be supporting the pump bar anymore. Me & a few friends were there last night and it happened to be open mic comedy night and it was about 10 men just completely obliterating women, abortion, being racist, etc. we said something to the bartender and they blew us off.

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NPR is cool because its a constant reminder about why we privatize our entertainment

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I don't understand why I can't just buy the poncho, but here I am. Tweeting. Trying to win it. So here is my @cashapp ad

I use #cashbycashapp because its cash money, as the kids would say

[Is Today Nathan Fielder’s Birthday? @natfielderbday]

Today is Nathan Fielder’s birthday.

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I'm listening to NPR trying to come up with ideas for jokes. I feel like I could headline at the local library now

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@johncenaslut Because I don't like using spoons to eat my mashed potatoes

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Unpopular opinion: I respect you more for wearing reps than if you were to pay 200%+ on resell

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What should you do if you get burrito in an open wound? Um asking for a friend

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It is almost like Apple is one of the largest corporations in the world and can afford to lose money on a streaming service to kill off other streaming services because they have other forms of revenue

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

It’s amazing that Netflix is just firing a ton of people instead of lowering their prices. They’d get more subscribers if it wasn’t $20 a month. Apple TV is $4.99 and lapping them in episodic storytelling.

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Wu Tang is in Fortnite!?

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Why am I just learning Kim Possible is on Disney+? Now we need Dave the Barbarian and the Weekenders