eishpeish

Copywriter. Opera Singer. Booty rub enthusiast.

[eishpeish @LikeTheS0up]

I am so grateful that God has enough grace & mercy in His heart that He would allow me, a sentient garbage can, to be alive at the same time as Beyoncé don’t you EVER tell me what my God won’t do.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ella Langley & Tucker Wetmore are dating, @PEOPLE reports.

🔗: https://t.co/rf0aYJfWu6

[eishpeish @LikeTheS0up]

@jesusrodriguezb No paywall

[Lewis Sandford 🍸 @CallMeSandford]

@BostonGlobe Archived Post - scroll down.

https://t.co/LctdvrsGZO

[eishpeish @LikeTheS0up]

Act iii

Also I NEED to be alive when It Happens

[𝘺𝘻𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝜗𝜚˚⋆*⋆: ♕︎ @gruesomegf]

in honor of suicide prevention awareness month, what are some reason you haven’t killed yourself?

[eishpeish @LikeTheS0up]

Pissed me off so bad

[Woey @WoeyJ________9]

everyone has a last Connections that they ever try

[eishpeish @LikeTheS0up]

Him not answering is pissing me off ngl

[The answer may be yes @Tetradugenikid]

This fucking killed my whole household laughing

[wizard of loneliness @twinkpummeler]

feeling like the chopped bird baby

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[eishpeish @LikeTheS0up]

So nobody learned anything from Minority Report, huh?

[Police are the standing army we were warned about @TierOnePoster]

This is "AI" being used to "predict" who will commit a crime, full stop

[eishpeish @LikeTheS0up]

LIVE EVERY WEEK LIKE IT’S SHARK WEEK

[juggs reinhold @gfisworse]

i know we do this around here every few months but please reply or qt this with your favorite 30 rock bit, i need to be in 30 rock land for a while

[eishpeish @LikeTheS0up]

(Respectfully🙏🏾)

GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY

[˖᯽ ݁˖ pop backup ˖᯽ ݁˖ @popbackupp]

megan thee stallion walks runway for miami swim week

[eishpeish @LikeTheS0up]

The Celeste Cunningham Story

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Nebraska woman hospitalized after a dog in another vehicle accidentally fired a shotgun at her.

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

It’s never been a bustling 24/7 city* - but last time I was in SF the total desolation of Embarcadero to Union Square on a mild sunny week day, the constantly circling empty driverless white waymos- a hollowed out ghost place - i hate tech people so much I don’t even have words

[Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda]

Don’t ever call me a “person of color”, I am a nigga. Full blooded too. Original.

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

[maybe: leif weatherby @leifweatherby]

Everyone is Maxxing when they should be Marxxxing

[E. @itselisaaaaa]

I would choose to be Caribbean in every lifetime.

[stuncle 🔻 @phuckdietstud]

diaspora wars don’t move me I’m every nigga

[Anthony Doyle🍉 @Anthonysmdoyle]

"Free Palestine" and "Abolish ICE" are exactly the same fight against exactly the same enemy.

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

I find this such an annoying sentiment. Many priests worked against the Nazis, jehovah’s witnesses got sent to the camps, liberation theologians were shot and killed in Latin America, the list goes on. This is comforting pablum to pretend YOUR in-group could never produce this