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[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Uma vitória de milhões!

[Narmi @utdnarmi]

Damn how can you convince me this is true

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

You cannot spend years breaking a child's spirit and then expect a few words in adulthood to repair what took years to destroy. You cannot teach a child to fear your footsteps, your voice, your moods, and your anger, then expect them to see you as a source of comfort later in life

[Geekay @gkbalogs]

Nigerian mechanics with 700k material bill and 20k labour for 2 days work. Na yourself you dey deceive.

[LK 🕷️ @LKSherms]

after losing my mind for 4 hours i’ve decided nothing is really that serious

[Sporting Adeptos @Sporting_CPAdep]

💚 @Cristiano

[King Phelz @KingPhelz]

Fvck it! I am CRISTIANO RONALDO 🐐

THE BENCH COULD NOT BELIEVE THEIR EYES 😭

[$ @jxtsummer]

i should donate my brain to science so y'all can study the last real nigga.

[BIG D’C 🐐 ⚡️ @principaldc99]

My baby GOAT, no worry, you don’t need to look for fanbase, once Ronaldo retire, na you get the whole fanbase next

[s44nti @s44nti]

gasté dinero como si no hubiera mañana y si hubo mañana

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[NETTI🇫🇷🇳🇴🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

After using DND for so long, you and your phone go just sync. You go know when person don dey try reach you..

[.ᐟ @wi7derness]

u get wired headphones and suddenly every door handle is erect and present

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

You know that nagging feeling where you know you'll be great one day?

Don't let that feeling die for any reason even if you're in the pit.

[pikachu @____testimony]

No matter how decent you wan be…

If your decency don reach the level wey you no like sex, abeg, if I ask you out, no gree for me. 😂🙏

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

date people who flirt back

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Money go come.

Just no die.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Waiting till you look homeless before getting a haircut>>>>>

[Victor Boniface @boniface_jrn]

Abeg I dey land lagos this night
Make una arrange people come dance for me abeg 🥹

[Aeroplane_fitar🇬🇭 @richie_alone]

If you're using two fingers, don't move them vertically in and out, instead make a curve facing up as if you're signalling someone to "come here".
Then increase the speed of the signalling to 5 come here per seconds.