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I've got a big head and little arms.

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Does @BenStiller have giant hands, or is that one of those little cans of @PepsiGlobal? #Ineedtoknow #showyourhands

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@ladygaga Hello! Highly unlikely you'll see this, but my parents Rod and Susan are celebrating 60 years of marriage in March. They're 78yo and HUGE fans of yours! It would be amazing if you'd make them a "happy anniversary" video. Thanks for your time!

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I always thought it was ridiculous that male gymnasts could wear shorts/pants, but then I remembered how their junk flops around when they run and imagined that during a gymnastics routine and then I changed my mind. #olympics #gymnastics #penisesareweird #nooffenseguys

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Trump is coming to Texas on January 12. The Esto'k Gna (Carrizo Comecrudo Tribe) do not want him on their homelands.

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Let's #SayHisName Eugene Goodman

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I got my first #COVID19 vaccine last week, and my next 28 days later. Wasn't there a #zombie movie called #28dayslater about a global pandemic that turned people into zombies? Hmmm...Coincidence? For the record, I'd be a kick ass zombie. #brains

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@_We_Rate_Cats this is Mittens. She's knocked down the Christmas tree twice, ate part of a Santa decoration and puked on my bed. She's lucky she's adorable. 20/10.

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Y'all it's OFFICIAL! B.S. in #SoftwareEngineering HIGHEST HONORS, TOP of his program! Anyone need a #SoftwareEngineer ? Looking at you @Tesla @elonmusk @BillGates @Google @Microsoft @GM @JHUAPL

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@BarackObama I just binge watched The Queens Gambit! Excellent series and almost made me like chess.

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@AOC Dude! I watched you play Among Us on twitch last night and I learned 2 things. 1) we can learn a lot from our neighbors to the north. 2g a month? Wowza. 2) I didn't want to like Among Us bc it's all evry1 talks about, but I totally liked it.

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I don't know why people follow me on here. I'm not funny, and I rarely tweet. I mean, I have 10 followers. I'm kind of a big deal.

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@chrissyteigen Grief sucks. Take as much time as you need. I don't know what else to say, but I'm sending you big giant hugs in my brain right now! Brain hugs!

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@JHUAPL @JHUAPLJOBS @BillGates @googledevs @Google check out my husband's website! He's graduating with a Bachelors in Computer Science and Software Engineering (4.0 gpa in the program, 3.9 overall) #programming #computerscience #SoftwareEngineer
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#TrumpMicroPenis

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

May I ask you to retweet #TrumpMicroPenis?

Please.

It's such a tiny thing.

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Yeah. Right. #LoserInChief

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I just witnessed my husband eating his string cheese like corn on the cob. He held it horizontally, and bit into it. We have been together for 25 years, and this makes me wonder if I even know him at all! What kind of monster have I married?! #marriedlife #husbands #WTF

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Donald Trump hauled the leaders of the Michigan state legislature into the Oval Office and demanded they overturn the vote and appoint Trump’s electors despite the fact that Trump lost the state by 150,000 votes and the Republican Party generally seems okay with that.

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@blackeye14747 @BrianAngelle @mtgreenee Hmmm...those are man sized feet...🤔🤔🤔

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@weatherchannel A local cemetery