Loretta Marshall

Bro, I don’t even know

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“One time, I had to eat Jesus...” - how 8 yr old began his tale about Hand Sanitizer.

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It’s like Donald thinks he’s producing some trashy reality TV show and the ratings are determined by all the breaking news instead of, ya know, being the fucking President.

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Imagine being so incompetent at not only your job but being a people in general you can no longer be trusted with any of the social media.

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@JoeBiden Tmw when a call for the public condemnation of violence from the dude that incited that shit in the first place is met with more indignation and hostility than all of the dead people he’s left in his wake bc he basically already sorta said sorry, you guys! Good Lord.

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I feel like I should probs send my kids teacher a Starbucks Gift Card inside a Sympathy Card, bc omg that poor woman, tryin to teach a buncha 7 year olds via Zoom while dealin with a buncha grumpy parents- honestly I just don’t know how she does it. #teacherappreciation #COVID19

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@TravisAllen02 Terrifyingly, I cannot put this shit passed Donald as way too many real headlines sound like the freaking Onion these days.

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@realDonaldTrump Yes, bc no football is the reason behind the wide spread civil unrest and violence. No football is the reason Covid is ravaging our country and killing our people. Obviously, just bring back football! Why didn’t the rest of us think of that? Fucking genius.

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@realDonaldTrump is the real life Mayor from JAWS.

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@JoeBiden I mean thanks, but also, holy moly, common sense, decency, social responsibility and all around just don’t be a gigantic bag of d*cks is an actual Platform.

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Whelp, at least now we know what happens between the whole meeting the protagonist thing and when they wake up to hordes of fucking Zombies. #COVID19 #apocalypse2020

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I just wrote a @theactionnet letter: Pass mortgage and rent relief for all New Jerseyans struggling because of COVID. . Write one here: https://t.co/eySOIAbEwZ

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Oh ffs, read the world, Donald. #WeWillVote

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My boyfriend told me hes never voted then @realDonaldTrump happened and now all of our little absentee ballot duckies are already in a row.

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1933 Syria banned yo-yos. Yo-yos cause droughts, apparently. Police confiscated them from ppl playing with them out in the open. More than one person did not possess the ability to just not and that’s why masks and social distancing never even had a chance #COVIDー19 #Masks

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Nancy Pelosi just sitting behind Trump shaking her head while visibly dying inside more and more from moment to moment is definitely making this years #StateOfTheUnion

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@EyTemps @shalexandej Has anyone like checked on the dog lately? It’s okay right?

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@shalexandej I didn’t even kno this was a thing and while I would likely get pretty defensive if anyone implied I would ever harm my precious DragonCat, threatening violence was probs not the best idea.

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Shout Out to Everyone that Made #GamefThrones Possible Over the Years. Whatever Else, You All Did an Amazing Job and I Appreciate Every Last One of You. #GamesOfThronesFinale #thankyou

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Jon Snow got sent to the Nights Watch. I spit out my drink. #GamefThrones