Spelled.like.the.razor

My entire life is perfectly summarized by the joy I feel in completing my daily 10 minutes faster than Google Maps predicted.

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

all of scottie scheffler's second rounds in majors, listed from best to worst

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

This really is fantastic.

[Spelled.like.the.razor @Liketherazorbro]

@ThrowItDeepFHF Great job, Asa! Congrats!

[Spelled.like.the.razor @Liketherazorbro]

@alexscorenson We’ve been getting Culverized every Sunday night since October. Might be our greatest family tradition. Ever. Generational decision. @culvers

[Chance McClain @TexasChance]

My New Year’s resolution is one I will fail. But it’s aspirational. It comes from a guy I filmed 5 years ago who passed away this year. I’ve done more than 800 Heritage Films…interviewed more than a thousand people and from all of them, Jacko was the most influential.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

MLB umpires missed over 21,000 balls & strikes calls during the 2023 regular season. It was their best season ever.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Biden Administration Reports Dangerous African Immigrant At Border https://t.co/zczzz7sJ77

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Wife Frustrated That Husband Doesn't Realize She Wants Him To Be Quiet And Also Talk To Her And Also Leave Her Alone And Also Come Talk To Her https://t.co/RUYbFFUEMZ

[Spelled.like.the.razor @Liketherazorbro]

@MichaelBerrySho Hold up. Why is “campaign trail” capitalized? C’mon Queen Weave!

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

How you think people will react to your good shots at TopGolf:

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Tough few weeks for losing expensive Jets

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

TRUTH.

1. God is real.
2. There are two genders.
3. Human flourishing requires fossil fuels.
4. Reverse racism is racism.
5. An open border is no border.
6. Parents determine the education of their children.
7. The nuclear family is the greatest form of governance known to mankind.
8. Capitalism lifts people up from poverty.
9. There are three branches of the U.S. government, not four.
10. The U.S. Constitution is the strongest guarantor of freedoms in history.

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Those PGA golfers who stayed for “loyalty” and “principle” when LIV started … yeah that’s how your employer will treat you, too. Don’t let corporations weaponize human virtues against you. It’s all a giant P&L to these companies.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Every parent should watch this

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Largest companies by categories (highest market cap):

🇺🇸 AI → Microsoft
🇺🇸 Auto → Tesla
🇮🇪 Airline → Ryanair
🇹🇭 Airport → Airports of Thailand
🇺🇸 Aircraft → Boeing
🇺🇸 Bank → JPMorgan
🇨🇳 Beverage → Kweichow
🇬🇧 Chemical → Linde
🇫🇷 Clothing → Louis Vuitton
🇫🇷 Construction → Vinci
🇺🇸 Courier → UPS
🇺🇸 Ecom → Amazon
🇺🇸 Electricity → Nextera Energy
🇺🇸 Financial Service → Visa
🇨🇭 Food → Nestle
🇺🇸 Healthcare → UnitedHealth
🇯🇵 Hotel → Oriental Land
🇺🇸 Insurance → UnitedHealth
🇺🇸 Internet → Alphabet (Google)
🇺🇸 Investment → Berkshire Hathaway
🇮🇳 IT Service → Tata Consultancy
🇺🇸 Media → Comcast
🇦🇺 Mining → BHP Group
🇸🇦 Oil & Gas → Saudi Aramco
🇺🇸 Pharma → Eli Lilly
🇮🇪 Professional Service → Accenture
🇭🇰 Ports → CK Hutchison Holdings
🇺🇸 Railways → Union Pacific Corporation
🇺🇸 Real Estate → Prologis
🇺🇸 Restaurant Chain → McDonald
🇺🇸 Retail → Amazon
🇺🇸 Software → Apple
🇺🇸 Semi Conductor → NVIDIA
🇺🇸 Tech → Apple
🇨🇳 Telecom → China Mobile
🇺🇸 Tobacco → Philip Morris
🇺🇸 Video Game → Microsoft

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

UNBELIEVABLE!

MICHAEL BLOCK JUST DUNKED A HOLE-IN-ONE!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Damning Leak Reveals Matt Walsh Knew What A Woman Was This Whole Time
https://t.co/pC729wS72g

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Matt Brash, Bohemian Rhapsody Knuckle Curve. 💀⚰️🪦

[rebelEducator @rebelEducator]

The childhoods of successful people all have one thing in common:

Adults who do things beyond the classroom to facilitate learning.

11 things you can do at home with your kids - today, and for free - to give them a leg up on their education:

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

🚨 Breaking: Djokovic denied entry to the US, because he's not vaccinated, even though he's already had Covid.

0% science. 100% cult.