Likezzo

Bottom feeder.

[Likezzo @Likezzo]

The truth is that we are waiting, all of us, against insurmountable odds, for something extraordinary to happen to us.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Supporting Manchester United feels like a social experiment designed to test the limits of human beings mental health.

[🇵🇹🐐 @Woury_RMFC]

J’ai regardé un film indien pendant 3h.
L’histoire commence avec deux jeunes hommes qui trouvent un bébé dans une poubelle.
Ils l’ont recueillie et élevée, et lorsqu’elle a grandi, ils ont découvert c’était leur mère :

[Blaxx🦇 @biggblaxxx]

life got so serious I forgot drawing was one of my hobbies

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD___]

Loving me is not enough, I need you to support Manchester United .

[Likezzo @Likezzo]

@MHopeMK 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

[Joy @joysaidthat]

I literally watch shit about Old Valyria on YouTube like it’s real history

[Kachii @badasskachii]

I survived Messi winning the World Cup, Arsenal winning the league means nothing

[Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya @BuyoyaJonah]

Venomous fulu viper simuza
surviv-a; MacGyver, tiger, caliber ni Al-Qaeda, grinder, finder, briber, hyper, provider.

Psych-a, viber, swiper, lighter, Jamaica; Brighter, wiser, Naija, driver waija Cyber; Slicer, nicer, pabipa, sniper, fighter; Panic-a, kalipa, biter, striker, rider, climber, riser, chaiwa taima taiwa!

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: The Oscar for Best Actor in a Leading Role goes to Michael B. Jordan for “Sinners.” #Oscars

[Joey_Jay @Joey_Mukando]

The problem with Lusaka is that people price things according to their problems

[DRUSKI @druski]

Mega Church Pastors LOVE Money 😂😭

[Erasmus @25Erasmus]

The Qualifications Authority can’t even spell Bachelors 😭😭😭😭

[Bank of Zambia @BankofZambia]

The Monetary Policy Rate has been reduced by 25 basis points to 14.25%. The decision was arrived at by the Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) at its Meeting held on November 10 - 11, 2025. Governor, Dr. Denny Kalyalya, is currently delivering the Statement. #MPCDecision #BoZ

[SilverSurfer @MtamiraMumbi]

There is a begging pandemic

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Prime Manchester City were evil😭

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

These mfs going toe to toe with us? 😭

[Likezzo @Likezzo]

"What's missin' in my hood, I identified
Then I brought white to my hood, shit, I gentrified"
This is why I can never get tired of Pusha T's coke rap.

[Lisakhanya @lee_Duruwe_]

I’m not responsible enough to handle this much meat. I’d host a braai 😭

[Likezzo @Likezzo]

I wonder how you loan sharks manage, because mhhhh people vuttah paying back.