Baby Brain

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

Thread of out of pocket things @Notkevin392 says:

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

When @Notkevin392 tries to wake the toddler up right after I got him to sleep

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

Is it a right of passage for motherhood to get vomited on?

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

Everyone talks about the terrible twos but can we talk about the phase between a baby crawling and walking because I feel extra tired with my baby throwing himself from a standing position every chance he gets

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

My baby just downed two Gerber’s. Should I worry about getting a second job?

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

My baby won’t eat food you have to chew but apparently he loves LIME. @Notkevin392 will never ever need a DNA test because Kevin jr is a carbon copy of his dad

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

@Notkevin392

[Kev @Notkevin392]

I told Krista she can get designer bags or a Rolex for her birthday bc she deserves it and she said she wanted all the ramen flavors instead.. RAMEN??🍜

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

@Notkevin392

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

No one and I mean no one gets more excited then my baby when it comes to food

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

Can’t take him anywhere

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

“I don’t want your kisses I just want dat ass”

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

Thread of out of pocket things @Notkevin392 says:

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

@swttsuhri The Huggies were super good when he was a newborn and now they just don’t fit him now that he is bigger. It’s like they only make the width bigger and not the length

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

@swttsuhri I didn’t like pampers at first because he would always pee through them but now they are better then the Huggies and he never peed through them. Idk why diapers are so confusing 😭😭😭

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

@swttsuhri Pamper or the night Huggies are the only thing my baby will not pee through. The regular Huggies don’t absorbe as much and are way shorter then the night Huggies and pampers

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

Definitely keeping my baby in the house until he is 30 because the little dimples on his cute little face 😭😭😭😭😭 He is going to be such a heartbreaker

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

Why did my child decide to wake up today with a bunch of new skills like Broski 😭😭😭😭

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

@Notkevin392 : 🤧
The baby:

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

I don’t think this dude on the bus has slept in the past 20 years with how loud he is snoring

[Baby Brain @LilBabyFails]

@Notkevin392 😡😡😡😡