Bee Vomit

Good luck finding someone better than me

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Um actually I do season my chicken sweetie. I play "Scarborough fair" on my guitar the entire time it's in the oven

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@GordonRamsay there's a big difference between orangutans and monkeys

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@GordonRamsay what's your favorite thing to eat at home?

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Twitter just isn't as fun as Facebook somehow

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When he nuts and you keep riding

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@GordonRamsay can you tell me I'm bland? It's a sexual thing. Thank you

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I'm drunk and alone

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Please help me get more attention

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Okay yeah at first I was upset about the Trump presidency but now I'm so excited to see how it ends

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When he asks if it's you or the cat that smells like fish

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My mom gave me her iPod to play with and accidentally left her email open. I'm about to fuck her life completely up!!!!

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My boyfriend just walked in on me taking a shit because he thought I was just standing in there naked?

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DOES ANYBODY OUT THERE THINK IM PRETTY

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I just accidentally sat in the middle of a group of adult male African Americans on the bus maybe if I'm quiet I can become one of them

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I actually manspread all the time

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I use the same shampoo that @KimKardashian uses!

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I am a woman in the United States of the America

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Hello my name is bee vomit