Lisa Vella

Most adorable and sweary

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

Adult clothes don’t have age restrictions

#over40 #plussizefashion

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

Chat up lines I’d use on my boyfriend if I had one….

Excuse me sir, may I swirl my tongue around the tip

#chatuplines #londonuk #alternativegirl #tattoos

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

When your sex dreams don’t turn into proper sex dreams cos your morals are like nope and wake you up…… my poor vagina

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

Ever bite into something and think you must really hate yourself to eat this….. so I took a few more bites, and then threw it away.

#lifestooshirttoeatshitfood #stuffmyface 💀

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Why did it choose that
https://t.co/8KFursxyQ7

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

#Prisoners #prison a topic for @shxtsngigs ?

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

Looking for a hobo sexual or a very horny man? Get yourself to Brixton babeeeees . Early prison release day!

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

Imagine paying almost £200 for earphones as a treat for yourself and they blow up within two years . I don’t even use them everyday.

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

how Greedy are @Apple sending them proof of the device blowing up, almost causing a house fire and talking to them, now suddenly I’m not entitled to a replacement? Did the house have to burn down? Yes the fucken earphones are damaged they blew up

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

I spoke to a really nice person over TWO days on @AppleSupport they said they’d send it to the big bosses , big bosses say give me a replacement and they send me a wire , are they actually taking the piss out of me. This is why I never bought @Apple products. Too greedy.

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

Handle bar moustaches 😍

#tashs #moustache #sexy

[Rock Sound @rocksound]

. @Disney have announced a brand-new album featuring a selection of Disney hits reimagined by iconic alternative, rock, and pop-punk bands.

https://t.co/zOuAluYzLc

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

@ShazShanghari Much excitement 🎉

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

Its far to early for people to smell like athletes foot #TFL

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

I do love a song with an emphasised BITCHHHHHH

#metalcore #alternativemusic #greebo

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

He was the celery on your hot wing plate, even the blue cheese deserves a chance

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

@ShazShanghari Am I eye rolling because 🖤?

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

Some wake up looking like beautiful goddesses , I wake up looking like Danny DeVito.

I know what men want, we are not the same!

@DannyDeVito

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

People are still complaining about bottle caps being attached to bottles?
It’s like they’ve never drank out a sports drink bottle

I’m sure you’ve had worse resting on your face

#GrowUp #iveseenyourex

[Lisa Vella @LilBitMouthy]

#VINTED
https://t.co/712q0WZjos