Moeth

i just be tweetin when I bored

[Moeth @LilCancerVert]

@insanereality

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo just wants to set the record straight... ❤️❤️ GO TEAM USA! ⚽

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

He’s a McDonalds sprite away from shredding his passport and starting a new life here

[Sam Sherman @Sherman_FFB]

Kirk Cousins agent

[Michael Cerami @Michael_Cerami]

Baseball is such a whimsical sport

[Moeth @LilCancerVert]

@PatriotBulldog4 @rawsalerts Unfortunately you can’t read, an e-cigarette contains nicotine

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

RIZZLER DOWN!! RIZZLER DOWN!!

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

WHY IT’S SO MANY JALENS IN THE NBA?! 🤔

Y’ALL EVER SEEN @JalenHurts and @SpeedyMorman in the SAME ROOM? 🤨

IT’S A JALEN INVASION AND I WANT ANSWERS 😤🤬

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING President Trump has just officially ordered the government to release classified files on aliens, UFOs, extraterrestrial life, and unidentified aerial phenomena.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

A little kid to Jordan Poole:

“How did it feel when Draymond punched you?”

😭😭😭

[Moeth @LilCancerVert]

@_unclediddy @DDawkins66 They don’t wanna hear this

[tyo @theyanksonly]

The Yankees asked the Tigers about Tarik Skubal but got the impression it would take “half their team.”

(@JonHeyman)

[Zirksee🍽️ @Zirksee]

I already did.

[Kara Richey @Kara_Richey]

Achievement unlocked!

Corey Rucker is your Xbox Bowl Offensive MVP.

[Moeth @LilCancerVert]

@Zirksee https://t.co/ZBzFcxGXkc

[Zirksee🍽️ @Zirksee]

Yes, the Cowboys will still win this game.

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

Somebody call an ambulance

[Hamz Talks Hoops @hamztalkshoops_]

They were indeed not 2-26 bad…

[Moeth @LilCancerVert]

@Zirksee It’s Veterans Day no school for the kid