Field Marshal Windbag

TV schlep - Cat herder - Would-be wise man

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@RangerRick

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@JLM7_ He’s strong and his link up play has improved. Typically will score a few, then long drought. Regular starter for Scotland. So far this year he’s scored 2 in 2 without starting.

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@StMarysMusings Schroedingers Fullback

[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

"Chipotle tests robot to prepare avocados for guacamole" https://t.co/xlKqC1PMEL
They named it the... Autocado. ❤️

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@dsamowen Not enough time in the day.

I’m also being serious.

(We tried once)

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@scottlincicome Last weekend, “lovely light breeze”

This weekend, “moist death wind”

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@RobDenBleyker Worked for the last few decades. Why stop now?

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@petridishes (Cues Sarah McLachlan)

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@scottlincicome

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@dsamowen For me, that’s “genius” and “natural”

Talent is practiced.

FWIW.

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@dsamowen Can you not recognize the skill of a professional athlete or actor without being one?

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@ElieNYC https://t.co/xB9ME2VpCR

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@nnschiller That exactly.

By the time it’s a necessity I’m approaching headache/lightheaded territory, if not already there.

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@JLM7_ Truth. Does the board really suck or something?

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@dsamowen Thanks for the heads up!

Obra Dinn is one of my favorite games, and I’ve never heard of golden idol… (getting old and having responsibilities sucks)

[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

🚨 Presenting the Immigration Chart to End All Immigration Charts™, via @David_J_Bier

Immigrating to the USA isn't just hard; it's effectively IMPOSSIBLE for almost everyone. Take a look for yourself:

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@jeeeberts Guess you’ll just need to do the full replica then…

[Jason Karsh @jkarsh]

Just for context, Turley is the dude who flushed whatever credibility he had years ago specifically to become the guy Fox puts on TV to explain away Trump committing crimes. And now even he’s like, “Boy, I dunno, this looks bad.” 😂