Little Dumpy’s Pizza

Hi I am The Real Little Dumpy. Our organically grown franchise spans across 48 nations. LDP’s Cheese is Stringy & NECKS are greasy to ensure satisfaction

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Wow Uncle Dumpy said he started rapping like the @beastieboys but im not buying it. He looks more like a BASIC HAND at a pizza sweatshop

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LDP Has announced the hiring of Jackus Keyes and Wardus Mova to represent Little Dumpy in the next “Pizza Hype Man Championship” in 2026. These guys know how to party so why not give them a shot

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Went to a rival pizza shop for some ‘field research’ and they’re selling an Alfredo Based Slop Pizza called Wolfe’s Neck. NOT ALL PIZZA ESTABLISHMENTS ARE THE SAME.

We refuse to sell any type of neck @LDP

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Thanks @machomanRC for loving the Big Back Box as much as we do

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What The Frick!

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@TheHoopHerald @lumbertonathl1 is down bad for this one

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@alphafox Bidet or Bust

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Thanks for the Solid Review Cousin Fishneck. Chicago Store #7.62x39 packs the heat nada I mean?

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Uncle Dumpy Posted this

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New Ingredients Coming soon to select LDP’s around the world

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Time Travel Element introduced to the masses -UD

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Help us celebrate our Store #1094 in Las Vegas’s One Year Anniversary today in 1965

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Now in Beta Testing Stage, LDP’s Grease Wars coming soon to @segadreamcast

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Directed by @uncledumpy

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Well well well what do we have here Uncle Dumpy? Cutting million dollar promos with my hard earned dough money. On second thought, great marketing work, I support you 100%

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Sorry It has been a while since LDP has ishposted. I took another job because my LDP profits keep coming up short every month..gee I wonder why. Where is Uncle Dumpy?

Let’s just say my new gig has been a lot harder than running 1000+ pizza shops in 48 nations

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#UncleDumpy went from manipulating Little Dumpy’s pizza parlor fund as part of an evil plan for world control and domination to being Captain of the #LumbertonVetsLeague’s own Lumberton Rockets! Check out some of his wacky highlights

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@Leooweb3 Little Dumpy approves of the DANKULA accumulated in this cup of coffee

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Little Dumpy’s Pizza DooWop Band playing at your local LDP right now!

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LDP is now competing directly with @ChuckECheese

Who would you rather eat with, a band of farm animals or a dirty rat? You decide