goddess of terror

let’s get froggy ♎️🌞♉️🌛♐️ ⬆️(she/her)

[goddess of terror @LilFieri]

A Madea Quarantine

[groupon lobotomy @colleen_daves]

trying to do this radical new thing called "reading the books that I already own in my house"

[jim (normal) @nissan_roguer]

The lion doesn’t concern himself with Microsoft teams notifications

[💲🤍 @makeupbyshaniah]

when who buys what

[goddess of terror @LilFieri]

@TRAGEDlENNE LMAO

[Sour @The_Sourkraut]

Hot dog, get ya hot dog. Hot dog here! HOT DOG! Get ya dog 'ere!

[EerRational @EerRational]

Get me to God’s country

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I’m well respected in the bug community, but unfortunately bugs don’t live very long so in a month or two I’ll have to earn the bug community’s respect again

[@94SummerNights @94SummerNights]

Knuckle tattoos that say ROOT BEER

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

It scares me that ppl’s first instinct when they don’t know something isn’t to look it up.

[gal kilmer @beepupkin]

i bring a sort of "i have an ethical objection to the use of generative ai" vibe to every single conversation lately that nobody really likes

[anj @___anjola]

men that go gym religiously eat like a cat/dog on its birthday

[chris person @Papapishu]

One of my favorite small David Lynch moments is when he tried to do one of those ceramic art cows for New York City and submitted this and was rejected.

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

A guy will text me “Good Morning” and I’ll literally be like I can’t fucking do this

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

there were a number of times during Nosferatu I felt compelled to stand up and watch like a dad watching football on TV