Rach EEEE

OG co creator of the PeachRing Trophy

[Rach EEEE @LilFlaOrange30]

I'm the type of girl who always attracts the hottest guys from my high school class, a decade later when they're really fat and unemployed

[Rach EEEE @LilFlaOrange30]

@LoveNLunchmeat @MandaPandaXo4 Same. With my kid. And same. Ugh. My life ...

[Rach EEEE @LilFlaOrange30]

@LoveNLunchmeat @MandaPandaXo4 I cannot stop watching this terrible show

[FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyVet1972]

They said to “pick your battles” so I chose “of the bands.”

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

me: time for my cavity search ;)

dentist: don’t wink and say it different

[Rach EEEE @LilFlaOrange30]

@dontgetbangs 🥇🏆🍑🍊CONGRATS @dontgetbangs !! You are the winner of the new and improved me and manda trophy! This is the best thing ever. @MandaPandaXo4

[Rach EEEE @LilFlaOrange30]

@MandaPandaXo4 Hahahahahaha dying, just dying

[Leia @LeiaMarieG]

I woke up mad at people who didn’t tell me happy birthday 2 months ago.

[Rach EEEE @LilFlaOrange30]

My single 30s life choices: which cat t shirt and black leggings do I wear today?

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?

5-year-old: A warrior.

Me: Oh.

5: And a librarian.

The late fee is death.

[Spin Spin Sugah @BlondAmbitionTO]

When I die, before I'm cremated, fill me with popcorn kernels for one last laugh.

[Rach EEEE @LilFlaOrange30]

@MandaPandaXo4 @LuvPug With applesauce. Shalom.

[Rach EEEE @LilFlaOrange30]

This is what Saturday night is like for me now. This is my life.

[tom @pilau]

Professor X: what’s your super power?

Me: hindsight

Professor X: that’s not going to help us

Me: yes I see that now

[Rach EEEE @LilFlaOrange30]

@LeiaMarieG @MandaPandaXo4

[Rach EEEE @LilFlaOrange30]

Congrats @LeiaMarieG you’ve been impeached with the first peachring trophy in about 6 years!!
@MandaPandaXo4

[Leia @LeiaMarieG]

My eyebrows could scare small children today.

[☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck]

I need an emotional support dragon.

[Rach EEEE @LilFlaOrange30]

@SonOfCha For now.

[Rach EEEE @LilFlaOrange30]

@SonOfCha guess whaaaaaatttttt

[Rach EEEE @LilFlaOrange30]

@SonOfCha I’m back. This is amazing news for you