Makenzie Hoffmeyer

This is where I come to de-stress and occasionally shout into the void.

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

asking “who wears the pants in your relationship?” is classist. yeah, my wife and i own one pair of pants that we share. sorry we aren’t billionaires

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

Some days you feel blessed with the most incredible career that fulfils a unique blend of intellectual rigor, physical skill, & scarcity/societal need.

Other days you wake up & flail your limbs & shout into the void, "I DON'T FEEL LIKE DEVOTING MY LIFE TO OTHER PEOPLE'S URINE."

[Matt Hemley @MattHemley]

Sorry but if you tell me you don’t get musicals because “people don’t break out into song in real life” then you’re hanging out with the wrong people

[Cindy Veldhuis, PhD 🏳️‍🌈🗽 (she/her) @CindyBVeldhuis]

“You have a doctorate” I whisper to myself as I hold up my hands to see which one makes an L so I can figure out left from right.

[reb @rebmasel]

“You have a doctorate” I whisper to myself as I struggle to avoid another curb in this drive-thru

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Too many of us have tried to tone down our weirdness for friends or partners, only to later learn that we were suppressing the best things about us. There’s no joy like the joy of being your strange self and finding that there are people who love you for it.

[Makenzie Hoffmeyer @LilGatorBill]

@quixoticosis Adults in a bar not understanding social cues is weirder.

[Makenzie Hoffmeyer @LilGatorBill]

Obligatory post-Derby WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!?!?!!?!! #RichStrike #KentuckyDerby

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Let's be clear, wealthy women will always have access to whatever doctors, medicines and procedures that they want. Ending Roe is an attack on the autonomy of poor and working class women.

[Makenzie Hoffmeyer @LilGatorBill]

@quixoticosis

[Makenzie Hoffmeyer @LilGatorBill]

Question: If my hair is greasy & the sun is making my scalp uncomfortably warm, does that count as a hot oil treatment? #SelfCare

[Jessica Vosk @JessicaVosk]

It’s just like why couldn’t #ElonMusk buy all of us healthcare tho.

[JK Molina @OneJKMolina]

Almost cried not gonna lie

[Makenzie Hoffmeyer @LilGatorBill]

@Megaafauna Congrats! I graduated last year, get some sleep and hang on tight!

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

jane austen is timeless because the line “i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when she published pride and prejudice in 1813 😭

[Makenzie Hoffmeyer @LilGatorBill]

@quixoticosis Most animals in my house have middle names for exactly this reason.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Christ is Risen, I agree, but some of you folks don't seem to understand what that means despite crosses in your bio. Christ was quite clear in his instructions: tend to the sick, house the unhoused, feed the hungry, be wary of wealth, reserve judgment and love and love and love.