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After getting smoked last night we needed to make it easier today

No shutouts 🙏 (please)

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16 teams

1 run each

No shutouts today. Thank me later 😎

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One down, one to go

#America

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One down, one to go

@FDSportsbook

#America

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Sent this to my boss and told him this is my 17 week notice 🫡

@FDSportsbook

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I’ve seen enough……

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How I’m betting the first round

Please give me one good reason why this ain’t winning?

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Nobody

This shit is hitting

[br_betting @br_betting]

THE ALL HEAVY FAVORITES NBA LAY 😱

Who’s blowing this? 🤔🗣️

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No Mom, I don’t need to get a job…

This shit is smacking btw

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DO I HEAR CHALK MADNESS??!!

Lemme get it on this 😉

(@FDSportsbook)

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If Shai doesn’t break Wilt’s record tonight, that will be the end of my sports betting career

Talk soon 🫡

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Just need 5 runs from our neighbors down south..

Have faith 🇺🇸

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You’re not alone, Paul

I also love my country

[br_betting @br_betting]

How can you see this and not bet on the USA

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I locked the fuck in

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

It’s crazy how much you can get done if you just lock in for 34 minutes

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Rumor has it it’s Jokic’s birthday today

Can say goodbye to your debt after tonight 🤷‍♂️

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I was just told it’s Jokic’s birthday today

This shit is so free lmfao

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I own Valentines day

(dinner is cancelled if Lillard doesn’t win the 3 point contest)

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@PercRodgers__ @br_betting This must be embarrassing for you

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All this talk about who’s scoring a tud today..

Everybody’s sleeping 💤😴

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If you actually opened your sportsbook and placed hard earned dollars on the Nets tonight….

Good news is it cannot get much worse than that