ghost girl👻

don't call me I won't answer

[ghost girl👻 @LilLechon]

@Flashyasf I'm so good at minding my own business. I'll be like "damn, that's crazy👀" & then go home & forget all about it😂

[crybabyhunter @gaytattooartist]

I’ve never done a giveaway on twitter so … I’m picking someone at random who retweets this to get a free tattoo up to $1000 in value. I will announce a winner by Oct 24

[Nooshin Sheidaei @Noosh_Sheidaei]

Since peanuts are shaped like chromosomes, here is a mitotic peanut cake. If we wait long enough there will be two cakes :)

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

@DrakeGatsby me grabbing my vibrator

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Imagine using one of these to grab a condom off the nightstand

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

Stay away from ppl that don’t know where Usher was at 7 o clock…..

[Cecy ✨️ @YoungFoxi]

@keshimusic Album started upbeat then went sad real quick 🥲

[miss 190 @thisaintke]

nobody gives a fuck what u hoes wouldn’t do. notice i said I as in me

[crybabyhunter @gaytattooartist]

ive been feeling really insecure about my tattoos recently, so I really poured my heart and soul into todays piece

[ghost girl👻 @LilLechon]

Thanks for breaking my heart, I was actually running low on preworkout this week

[Cursed Posts ➐ @CursedPost]

Life is a party and I'm the piñata

[ghost girl👻 @LilLechon]

@ihyomeo Let them do both, call it balance🤌

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

Me: ok now i will do your neurological exam. can u please tell me today’s date

Patient: lol idk

Me: *makes note on paper*

Patient: what is today’s date tho

Me: lol idk

[ghost girl👻 @LilLechon]

Left a tabo in my guy's bathroom to let everyone know he has a Filipina gf🌞

[ant @antwrldwide]

me and my girl don’t argue she tell me shut up and i do

[Josh McGough, MD @joshmcgoo]

It's always "Hiatal hernia" and never "Howareyatal hernia"

[⁂ @rekkant]

she bend I drill we Benadryl

[S❣️ @_aehsshea]

Kids are fucking hilarious yo😂