Linds

Shrek Enthusiast

[Linds @LilLinziVert]

Dear white people on Simpson campus who aren’t speaking out on Black and Brown issues, and not being an ally. White silence is pro racism. Remember that.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Wommanders @Wommandrs]

I’d rather be a multi-time Women’s World Cup champion and Olympic gold medalist than a shit NFL quarterback

[millie @stunninbrina]

“Women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man”

[Nebraska Cubbie @NebraskaCubbie]

“That game was awesome” “What a fun game to watch”

Nebraska fans watching the game:

[Matt Schick @ESPN_Schick]

Nebraska facing Iowa in Houston is like when you travel out of state for a travel ball tournament and wind up playing the rival team from across the street.

[Jeff Sheldon @ByJeffSheldon]

Houston bars, however much Busch Light you think you have, you do not have enough.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Stephen Colbert: “Where are the Epstein Files? We were told there would be Epstein Files. You signed a law mandating you would have to release the Epstein Files by the middle of last month, but you still haven’t. It kind of makes you seem like a… pedophile protector!”

[Vivian @suchnerve]

i want YOU 🫵🏻 to say full, actual, uncensored words like “kill” and “rape” and “suicide” and “genocide” rather than using insipid euphemisms and puns like “graped” or “unalived”

[r͛ @9lsvq]

It’s mandatory i go harder next year!

[Miilato @miiilato]

when i cook pasta and accidentally make a serving size for a family of 700

[palmer @decentbirthday]

accidentally typing “fucked yo” instead of “fucked up”

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of Diet Coke & Uncrustable

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

“you got snap?” i have an address where you can send me roses and love letters mf act grown

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Dylan Raiola realizing he’s gotta tear his ACL now