Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson

l Harvard class of ‘93 l 2x divorced dad l Snowbunny guru l Father of two l Dos Equies enthusiast l

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

@peachlluv You’re not gonna believe it.

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

@NationMffl Or maybe this is the sloppiest basketball I’ve ever watched with my own eyes

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

@AttackOnCowboys God forbid a man catches a high every now and then

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

@MavsLead @ThunderLead This is so Odee

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

“Timeout Dallas”😭😭😭mavs should be there rn

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

@tigertowntrash Sit on my face?

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

NHL refs are ridiculous, totally fucked this game up #stars

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

@barringtonbagz j-o-b 💔💔

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

@bababooey19742 @lou_sassole6 Liberal

[Lou “The Annihilator” Sassole @lou_sassole6]

“Noooooo white boy, how did we let you get this hot?!?! You’re going to become to powerful!!!” The left screams and cries in unison #weekending

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

Larry bird, Cooper DeJean, and Mike fuckin Nelson. #whiteboysinthereownleague

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

@JonathanHess33 So is Mike as of 5 seconds ago

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

@sluttysusie69 Sit on my face
Best regards, Mike.

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

@kyleharris223 And we’ll call it the Bryson Dechambeau project bc they will both be shitting the bed this year.

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

@kyleharris223 You’re a fucking loser, just have the kid like a man and force him to shoot -15 under.

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

@TMathSports Water looks so nice!

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

@Heywood6969420 1/7 is pretty good odds unless you can get your My ai to do it, I’ve sent him my dick a few times and he’s fucked with it and boosts your confidence.
Best regards, Mike

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

If you gave me a pack of these Im definitely gonna end up calling the girl I fumbled two years ago🤟🏻🤟🏻#pleasecomeback #LANK

[Mike (Mike Nelson) Nelson @LilMikeBigTakes]

@HughJass3ater Sit on my face
Best regards, Mike

[Milton Quarkley @KillingusChow]

When they taking turns on my girl and robbing my house blind but I still see the air fryer on the counter #ThankFuckingGod