Protein Cigarette Singularity

Neo-Luddite

[Protein Cigarette Singularity @LilMissBruises]

I’m the big three: hater, hedonist, & homosexual

[Zak @zakfilm]

Studios should not be allowed to buy a movie review app. It’s a huge conflict of interest that will prey on the general public’s desires for superficial recognition as studios tend to reward positive pr seen with influencers.

[Protein Cigarette Singularity @LilMissBruises]

#250YearsStrong

[Willie McNabb 🐗 @WillieMcNabb]

@JasonIsbell Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

TL;DR: Concentration camps. The US is going to help Israel build and run concentration camps in Gaza.

[Protein Cigarette Singularity @LilMissBruises]

it is actually astonishing that I don’t have body image issues the way my dad talks

[Protein Cigarette Singularity @LilMissBruises]

IDEA 1975 is about to come under attack and I need everyone to get really loud

[FactPost @factpostnews]

RFK Jr is now taking over the federal office in charge of special education services.

[⛓️ G W Ξ N ‼︎ @POISONOMICON]

cowbeep boybop

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A million smiles

[Protein Cigarette Singularity @LilMissBruises]

the pick-me-girl to t-boy pipeline

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[Protein Cigarette Singularity @LilMissBruises]

Or work catering! My most recent gig was in a $47 million home, the toilets cost $7k each. They spent more on toilets than I make in a year.

[Liberalism made me impotent @stolperson]

There was a group of Swedes called Allt åt alla (Everything to everyone) that organized 'Bourgeoisie Safaris' in busses to high class neighborhoods to "cultivate your class hatred".

#BeastMode

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

the Spencer Pratt mayoral campaign: what if we made a spectacle so corny and depressing that the entire city of Los Angeles killed itself rather than suffer through it

[Max Burns @themaxburns]

Tonight, after a year of screaming about holding ICE accountable, 144 House Democrats joined 203 Republicans to pass CORCA, a bill that grants DHS and ICE sweeping new power to collect American citizens' personal information under the guise of combating retail theft.

[Brando @SomewanElse_]

People in the replies are saying superheroes or police procedurals and they're all wrong. American slop is "guy who wants a peaceful life but has to go on the most justified killing spree ever because they threatened his family"

[Edgar McGregor @edgarrmcgregor]

The number of people who genuinely have no clue that trees protect neighborhood from wildfires is astonishing.

In Altadena, neighborhoods with dense tree canopy survived much better than those without.

You literally make your neighborhood more fire prone by cutting down trees.

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

“Capitalism breeds innovation”

Capitalism: credit card slot machine… Everything in the Burger Reich is porn and gambling.

[Protein Cigarette Singularity @LilMissBruises]

@as_someone_who I used to have reoccurring nightmares of being trapped in a bathroom, so probably cry

[fooo @bitcoinpanda69]

Imagine a cigarette with

40g of Quality Protein
200mg of Caffeine
600mg of Potassium
100mg of Magnesium
trace minerals like Manganese
5,000 IU of Vitamin D
200mg of L-Theanine
3g of Glycine
500mg of Vitamin C
And perhaps a B Complex

And was non-addictive

[Alex Driggars @AlexDriggars]

Gobsmacking statistic in this story: “While city pools and splash pads consume almost 2 million gallons of water over the course of a summer, a single Exxon plastics plant consumes 13 million gallons per day.”