Kali

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

Sign up for a chance to access the @PlayKeystone Closed Alpha! https://t.co/xPNfjJxSZ1

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

Since Trump is such a narcissist, maybe we should just call him "he who should not be named"

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

Why do cleaning ads show a mess that only took hours to make? Show me "my grandma hasn't cleaned in here since the Reagan administration"

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

How is the hashtag for #pokemonGo not #PoGo?

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

Fyi, if you tap the compass icon, it will alternate between moving your map with the phone and having to swipe to move it. #pokemonGo

[Dallas Police Dept @DallasPD]

Update:

[Knicks In 5 @yrocAfella]

Today I saw white people mourning black victims. Tonight I see black people mourning slain officers. The majority of us want peace and love

[Dallas Police Dept @DallasPD]

Update:

[Amanda Palmer 🎹 @amandapalmer]

LIVE on #Periscope: more shootings, death, more anger....goodnight moon time....fuck, guys. https://t.co/d7WQzQOk2Z

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

oh right. I can't shift tab while i'm in shift tab.

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

I like knitting because it's like binary. You can make so many beautiful patterns, simply dependent on whether there is or is not a stitch.

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

TIL a powerade bottle inserted into the hood of one's hoodie and leaned against a window makea a great pillow.
#thegreatexpedition2016

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

It's always comforting to be in nashville, to bask in the sweet glow if sauron's light.

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

There's a tiny service dog on my bus. They're sitting behind me, so I get to see him everytime they get on. #thegreatexpedition2016

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

Safely on the bus out of knoxville.
#andSoItBegins #firsttimeforeverything #thegreatexpedition2016

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

I did a 5 minute mile! With my car. On the interstate.

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

Best LA traffic simulator. 9 out of 10 would play again.

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

Thank you @pizzahut for discontinuing my reason for visiting your store. #RIPHoneySriracha

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

Being at a convention center with friends instead of parents without an anime or sci-fi con going on is weird.

[Kali @LilMissKaliK]

I used to think that sometimes my sleep schedule gets weird. Really it's just because the house is empty and I'm an introvert.