Sarah Perfect

that’s hot

[emma @Em_Bers]

bagels should be free for girls

[noodlehead @riceemammii]

I can’t sleep without creating a fake scenario in my head

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’ll be like “I’m so stressed I’m in hell” and it’s just about an email

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

Embarrassing how proud I am of myself anytime I manage to put my phone down so I can, “focus on the tv”

[Sam Malone❌ @GizmosSpace3]

If you think being forced to wear a mask is bad, imagine being forced to have a baby.

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

My 5 year plan is that a bible level miracle will happen

[Nicole Y. @nicquila]

How do i block this number

[not SVU 🦋 @livandorder]

i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot

[amy, esq. @peachofababy]

the vibes are just not right at any CVS location

[i, @idlearchivist]

the crime the criminal

[mils 🪩 @gr00vymil]

just leaving this here

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

i’m so glad i don’t have to learn math anymore

[rico @somethinglovely]

she a glass of milk

[nicolle 🇭🇳🍅 @itnicolle]

truly bonkers how much i love lying down..........like being horizontal? unparalleled

[Austin Huff @austin_huff7]

@Juan_Thornhill I would love to bring this energy to Arrowhead! #ChiefsKingdom

[Danonymous Man @DanonymousMan]

Slow motion of the greatest reaction ever to winning an award. Jason Bateman. The best. #Emmys2019