@LayahHeilpern I'd like to add to that 3 more:
Back Scratcher
Snooze Alarm
Pop-Up Kleenex (which also serves as proof of the Divine; if there's no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?)
@LayahHeilpern Gotta go with the $500K per year for the next 5 years. The active ingredient is the term "guaranteed." A 1-time $1Mil bomb in your account would net you roughly $250K-$336K post tax.
@hurricanenita@ibanezofficial After months I finally received my JIVA Jr on my birthday Nov.15th! She is without question the best guitar I've EVER played hands down! She plays like a dream, sounds like a dream and looks like a dream... Nita, thank you so much for dreaming up such a fine piece of art!
@chloebennet Understood! You have to pace yourself...no prob. That's why buffets have appetizers, salads, soups, entrees BEFORE the desserts... One must pace oneself.
@RealCrystalLowe Really!? Crows have 27 words in their language? Can I get that on Rosetta Stone? "Bathroom" in Crow is pronounced: "that-goofy-guy-down-there-looking-up-at-us"!