robi

if you ain’t the banktella don’t tell me nuthin’

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

Fafsa should just be whether or not you’ve ever gone skiing

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

i hate my own attitude sometimes like wtf u mad about now

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

By age 28 you should have at least one medical mystery that you can’t afford to get to the bottom of

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

asking me what i’m gonna do with my degree is assault

[K.O. @kofromatatf]

Normalize saying “I don’t know enough to have an opinion.”

[brent @murrman5]

nothing quite as dangerous as “getting in a groove” when you’re eating chips

[juan @wanrowdy67]

Never let anyone ruin your day. Ruin theirs first.

[aquarius @aquariusnyree]

Blue headlights?? You’re going to HELL

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“are you ok?” no i want a tattoo

[elii @eliannax22]

if crying was a workout I’d be fit asf

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Stop sharing shit with people who don’t deserve it.

[rose @maisonaries]

santaaa where the hell have u been loco

[ant @antwrldwide]

i eat my first meal of the day at 9 pm bro dont ask me for no advice

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Put you in a mansion
Somewhere in Wiscansin