Miranda Shay

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

10 more months and my man is back 😍

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

I wake up at 330am-gym by 4am-home by 530am-morning poop at 545am- and that's on a strict routine baby. #likeclockwork

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

I just want a life full of happy days and satisfying poops.

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

Hayden is gone for 11 months so naturally I'm back to working 60hr work weeks to pass the time 😂

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

My mental breakdown didn't happen till 10am today.

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

Week 3 working from home and I am missing my office dad's lol

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

Hayden walked 9 miles to bring me snacks because he didn't want to drive. Who is this man

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

What time is the halftime time show? The only part I truly care about

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

I had a kitkat and sour gummy worms for dinner at 10pm last night. IM LIVING THE DREAM

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

I really Just need Hayden back home

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

Took a call for the Iowa Caucuses... But wrote on the invoice labor for the COCKS. It got a laugh and I got a talkin to. It was a WIN

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

You have to do what is best for YOU. LOVE YOURSELF MORE

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

Its really just a weird feeling being a successful adult

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

I'm over my boyfriend going away for months at a time....yet we still have a 9 month gap to get through..wooohooooo

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

Watching live PD and alllll the idiots amaze me😂

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

@rscroggie Said he will marry me when I win the mega millions and buy him a tesla... So lmao

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

Still loving life with this handsome guy

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

Don't know hot to properly relax on my day off,ever.

[Miranda Shay @LilScrogg]

Lol @ the rude people I have to encounter daily working at Starbucks but still go home with a smile on my face because know I decafed them😊