LilStanstein

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There is NOTHING wrong with being late somewhere that we are already too early.

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I'm going to propose to my wife in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

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For my birthday, I'd either like the new iPhone or a huge box of straws.

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If weird-looking people didn't start to look normal over time, marriage would be impossible.

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Mom, I know that's your "I don't really care, but that's my son I have to support him" response.

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Mom, you don't really fit anywhere. You're a lone wolf. (Touché)

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When I'm home alone I just make all the noises that you hate.

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Would you rather be able to summon an army of puppy warriors or have three marines as bodyguards?

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Would you rather live 1,000 years or live ten times for 100 years?

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When someone refuses to stand up in church-- "Jesus had his hands nailed to boards for you. You can't stand up?"

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If you love something, let it go. But, *hands mom earrings* that doesn't apply to your earrings I found on the floor.

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For girls, life is mostly about fashion, jewelry, and soap. -LilStanstein circa 2010 #deepthoughts

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LOOK! There is a beard walking around with a man attached to it.

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Would you rather go back in time and fix one big mistake, or be guaranteed a great decision in the future? [Hmmmm...]

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Would you rather have a sprinkler system that sprayed corn oil or needles?

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Would you rather live in an air vent or with a murderous hobo?

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After reading the first chapter of "Mere Christianity" with the fam: "I can write better than that." (Okay, male human)

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Other than family, I don't know a single person I like with a beard. "You mean how they look?" That too.

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Mom, are you ok? Can I do anything for you? I love you. *repeat a minimum of 15 times per day*

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"Opposites Attract" is just talking about boys and girls. Don't over think it.