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Nonchalantly locked in (forklift certified btw)

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You’re in her dms. I’m panicking when a girl at Kroger asks me if I need help finding anything and then muttering something about I’m just looking so she awkwardly laughs and walks away and then letting that interaction haunt me for the rest of the day. We are not the same.

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Fuck it, Harry Kane, welcome to the Green Bay Packers!

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BEST BULLPEN IN THE FUCKING LEAGUE

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Ope never mind wright is already a word and means something completely different, gotta love the English language

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@Britannica We have four words pronounced rite: rite, right, right, and write. Obvious issue is two of them are spelled the same, so why don’t we switch right (synonym of correct) to be spelled wright? Then is would match its antonym wrong with the w start

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My dog loves being under the blankets but doesn’t like my weighted blanket. In conclusion, I’m no longer allowed to sleep with my weighted blanket.

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@bertotoily Who are we throwing hands with?

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Shoutout to the No Fun League - players aren’t allowed to flex! Was so worried about the safety of the defenders when he did that

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Haven’t had the urge to text somebody I shouldn’t in a while. Do it for the lore?

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I JUST WANT TO WATCH FOOTBALL WHY DO I HAVE TO WATCH THREE ADS IN A ROW TRYING TO MAKE TAXING THE RICH SOUND LIKE A BAD THING

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Let’s hit some baseballlls and get some home runs

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Perma stimming “MILWAUKEE BREWERS, MILWAUKEE BREWERS” and “BIDDY BLAS, SCRIB DOOOON”. Horrible time to be around me rn

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What a team, what a season, what a performance. No matter what happens in the World Series, it’s amazing what they’ve managed so far

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TELL MOM TO INVITE SOME GUESTS OVER CUZ THATS A CLEAN SWEEP #BrewCrew

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A three screenshot story:

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Boy lunch

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wtf is this ai JSN skating segment - are fox sports that desperate for stuff to talk about?

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@bertotoily Those sketches are amazing

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@YaBoiNick87

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Omg if the actually bring back the Agents of Shield crew in Zodiac I will cry tears of joy for days