pary the platpoos

love her but leave her wild

[pary the platpoos @LilTwitz]

Attn @7ElevenThailand - Please send me a gift card worth 65 baht for this atrocity I received this morning😂😂

[pary the platpoos @LilTwitz]

don’t let the tame ones tell you how to live

[pary the platpoos @LilTwitz]

i just sneezed at the starbucks drive-thru in the middle of placing my order and the girl said “bless you” over the intercom🥹 can’t explain why i found this so wholesome

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

85 year old man walked with handmade invites to each neighbor for "a party starting at 4pm until the cops come" 🥲

[pary the platpoos @LilTwitz]

this is so weirdly relatable and precise

[💙 @lollygagging84]

@quesadaaa_ The fact that we just be doing normal civilised shit like picking out the best fruit at a grocery store and you feel that clot rise up and settle in front of your cooch! and you just gotta walk on like you ain't randomly just have a mini baby in aisle 1 😅

[pary the platpoos @LilTwitz]

In other news.. I bet flights are pretty cheap right now.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

FIRST GOALIE WITH A GOAL AND AN ASSIST IN A GAME IN NHL HISTORY 🤯

[pary the platpoos @LilTwitz]

with tears in my eyes I begged you to stay
you said “hey man I love you but no fuckin way”

[pary the platpoos @LilTwitz]

i saw this live and in person😭😭🤩

[NHL @NHL]

Sid in the snow. ❄️

Do you remember Sidney Crosby's 2008 #WinterClassic shootout winner?

Watch the @Discover NHL #WinterClassic on New Year’s Eve at 5p ET on @NHL_On_TNT, @SportsonMax, @Sportsnet, and @TVASports!

[pary the platpoos @LilTwitz]

What ever happened to pay it forward. Y’all people in front of me better get nice. I’m tired of paying for my own coffee!

[pary the platpoos @LilTwitz]

“Straight gjrls love you when they’re drunk.. Whose boobs haven’t you seen?!” 🥹😅

[👑 @idollkod]

Luigi Mangione shouldn’t have gone to McDonald’s

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

The update Apple gave to the photos app might be the worst thing of all time

[chests @chests]

@benegotherit ceo of starbucks praying they didn't fuck up his order

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

@Antunes1 Dear men,
We want you silent and without opinions on our bodies.

Take notes.

[Knicki Brunson 🧡💙 @bigmfbrina]

@Theelovero 2 abortions > being stuck w a man like this

[pary the platpoos @LilTwitz]

the laugh we need this am

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

This is utterly insane behavior