Lil Portabello

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

[Chris Spoke @ChrisSpoke]

We built one of these with five resi units + the best ice cream shop in the west end.

Absent major building code reform, we’ll never do it again.

[Ray Dalio @RayDalio]

https://t.co/CJCDefqAO1

[Gulk @realgulk]

Where would your NHL team play if its rink was the same distance and direction from City Hall as Ottawa's Arena? A thread:

Anaheim and LA

[Lil Portabello @Lil_Porti_B]

Hey @Bell - Since most of us don’t have power, do us a solid and give everyone unlimited streaming

[Lil Portabello @Lil_Porti_B]

@BMO put a hold on my card randomly. No chat function, have to call in. Been on hold for 3hrs. Is this a new record?!?!

What a terrible customer experience.

[Lil Portabello @Lil_Porti_B]

@Say_Rez Dude for real, what’s going on out here?

[Lil Portabello @Lil_Porti_B]

@Say_Rez Buddy ditch the wallet and go mobile wallet only

[Lil Portabello @Lil_Porti_B]

@gary_srp I can’t read

[Lil Portabello @Lil_Porti_B]

@BMO your BMO InvestorLine shows you’re working hours are from 8 - 8pm but when you call the voicemail says you close at 5pm?! Brutal customer service.

What kind of business are you running that only works 9am - 5pm weekdays only!?!

Pls fix and contact me #bmo

[Lil Portabello @Lil_Porti_B]

#BellLetsTalk

[DRUSKI @druski]

That Coworker that takes the Job too Seriously 😂😂😂😭

[Lil Portabello @Lil_Porti_B]

Every digital marketing ad now right now:
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[waleed @wallysfax]

“Hope this email finds you well”

where the email finds me:

[Lil Portabello @Lil_Porti_B]

Parts of Asia are literal decades ahead of North America in certain things. Like check this out:

[Airbnb @Airbnb]

...cause the last BLOCKBUSTER in the world will be offering movie lovers in Bend a 90s themed sleepover for a limited time—only on airbnb. who’s down? 👀

https://t.co/dd4yz1UtZP

[Jeremy Wayne Tate @JeremyTate41]

It is possible to have a PhD and still be a moron.

[Lil Portabello @Lil_Porti_B]

When tf did we agree to have people take over a park to have a group workout class?

[Lil Portabello @Lil_Porti_B]

@N64dreams “These unprecedented times” 🤢