Kroeger

Electrical Technician/Power-Wizard. Keeper of all things music. “You just gotta keep on keepin on brother, cant have no in your heart” - Joe Dirt

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

To whom it may concern,
And by “whom it may concern” I mean whoever just caught me bumping up the street to some T-Swizzy. First of all, Blank Space is a banger. Secondly, your welcome, I hear laughter is the best medicine

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

If you steal wire out of industrial settings, yo moms a hoe. End transmission.

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

Apart from being pretty basic, I actually can’t believe letterkenny snuck one into my top 5. Also, must have had a thing for songs called forever.

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

Unpopular opinion: you don’t have to agree with a musician’s opinions to like their music. Cancel culture is garbage and it hurts much more than it helps anybody

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

Everybody all upset about these blizzard conditions in rillo and I. AM. THRIVING. No work AND it’s cozy as a mf up in this house. It’s a beautiful day

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

Ah, politics. Thanks for ruining twitter, like you ruin everything else.

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

Dear diary, today I fell from like 6ft in the air straight to my back, because I’m a hoe like that. I hit so hard, a guy 50ft away started earthquake drills. P.s. got stung on the finger by a punk ass bumblebee too. It was a gangster Tuesday.

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

Electrical AutoCAD is the LITERAL devil. I will not be accepting other opinions.

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

It’s none of your business what other people think of you.

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

Man I’m fixing to start carrying a little nightstand fan in my luggage for hotel stays. Like how is anybody supposed to sleep in these mf’s?

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

There’s not a whole lot out there that falls under the category of “worth it”. Not your politics, not your social standing, hell, not even most people in your life. Just keep reaching into that bag til you pull out happy, then run for the hills

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

Also, I’m not trying to get in a full cardio regiment in to grab a sixer and get back to the register in under 20 minutes

[⛳ Logan Jameson ⛳🌵 @loganjameson101]

I will probably be massacred for this, and have my Texas citizenship threatened but... Bucee’s is overrated. Like guys it’s a good gas station but at the end of the day not that special.

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

Y’all people who are always trying to act like prim and proper adults, y’all ever been happy before?

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

Y’all ever think about how you used to be like spry and athletic once? Then you stand up with them crispity crunchy ass legs. That cuts deep

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

Y’all remember when all the conspiracy theories were about cool stuff like aliens and Bigfoot and stuff like that? And now we gotta worry about the rich people trafficking kids? Dang. (I have not decided to end my own life and never will(just for safies))

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

Ay why did Facebook stop putting ads on my timeline for hot and popular gifts for girlfriends/spouses? I’m fucking offended

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

Cashier: Wear a mask

Me: No

C: Why not?

M: Cause I don’t wanna

C: well that’s just not a good enough reason and the statistics say...(near 3 minute rant that lost my attention around the 10 second mark)

M: Look, it sounded better than because fuck you, can I pay and leave?

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People only ever want to see you succeed or be happy if it’s achieved in the way they wanted or planned for. Be it politics or personal grudge that dictate this irrational behavior. Hard to have love for anybody when this is the standard for everybody

[Kroeger @Lil_krogue]

Had to backfill a ditch this afternoon. Spent the majority of it yelling at the sun from under a tree. Wtf is summer even?