Gwendolyn Helm

Live, Love, Laugh and enjoy each moment of your life.

[Monica Gagnon @JuanaElliot]

Rought day at work http://t.co/aHzFGVvPB4

[Elizabeth O'Sullivan @Amos2Diane]

"K" = the most powerful way to piss someone off while texting.

[Susan Dennie @normalenesusan]

Grilled onion bacon rings...oh god http://t.co/iKyyFNKERV

[Gwendolyn Helm @LilaVolpato]

I read that pigs only sleep on their right side. Which finally explains why I can never get your mom to roll over.

[Gwendolyn Helm @LilaVolpato]

"Age is just a number..." "Yeah, and weed is just a plant"

[Gwendolyn Helm @LilaVolpato]

Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.

[Gwendolyn Helm @LilaVolpato]

Our Sears closed. Our Kmart closed. Our JCPenney might close. I'm running out of places to shoplift.

[Gwendolyn Helm @LilaVolpato]

Sending nudes

[Gwendolyn Helm @LilaVolpato]

Me without phone or computer: http://t.co/lsQnLu2DTr