Mr. Lilac

Corpse-in-waiting.
Chewing the cud and browsing.

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@fourhourtarget Want me to sign it?

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@HMRCcustomers I waited 30 minutes for my call this morning to not be answered. Your chat bot can’t answer my query and tells me that there are no advisers available. You really don’t want me to get any help, do you?

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@HMRCcustomers I believe there to be an error on my P800. It says I should contact HMRC but doesn’t say how. Please advise.

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@YouGov I haven’t been able to upload my YouTube history on your platform for 2 months. Also my requests for help have not been replied to. Can you help please?

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@fourhourtarget @WorldDryerCorp Is that the model with the rotatable nozzle?

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@fourhourtarget So sorry for your loss. I’ve been there too with cats.

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@fourhourtarget I’m a bit rusty…

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@fourhourtarget @BadWilf Chairman meow?

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

Alchemy Relived Showreel - January 2024 https://t.co/3PA5YSINFI via @YouTube

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

Many thanks to all who came to see us at Joe Joe Jim's on Thursday. It was a truly fantastic night for us and (hopefully) you.
Our next show will be at 45Live in Kidderminster on Friday 9th February 2024.
Tickets: https://t.co/nwKe17Fhxn https://t.co/EXf79BSeeS

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@TSB My son has an under-19s account but wants to convert it to a Spend & Save account now that he is old enough. Your website says to visit a branch but the only branch for miles around is only open during school hours. Any suggestions?

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@joelycett I’m in a Dire Straits tribute band playing at The Billesley near you in King’s/Queen’s Heath tomorrow night. If you don’t like Dire Straits it’s best to keep away.

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@AskVirginMoney I have been locked out of my virgin money app for no reason that I am aware of. I’m told to phone [phone] but no-one answers. How can I regain access to my accounts? It’s quite important…

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@fisher_beck Can I DM you please? It's about the band. Thanks.

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

Hello @IpsosMORI @Ipsos why is your isay site not working?

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@FrankHarveyHiFi @RSDUK I have downloaded the app and get only a blank, white screen.

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@AskeBay Trying to use packlink and get the page "Order not found". Can you fix this please?

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@Hermesparcels Well done Janet! Obviously Hermes haven't been losing/stealing/selling YOUR parcels this Christmas!

[Mr. Lilac @LilacChap]

@Hermesparcels What does "Driver not scanned at depot" mean when it appears in my tracking details? Does it mean that my package is lost?