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Houston Dynamo

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Elliot Anderson to Manchester City, here we go! Deal in place between clubs for fee worth £116m.

#MCFC sources confirm agreement now done after talks at final stages as reported last week.

Anderson asked Forest today to go and leave the club. Medical in the US.

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

Why does he put this retarded border/shadow effect on all of his photos

[Alexi Lalas @AlexiLalas]

We’re getting ready in LA. 🇺🇸⚽️

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

@Foxfaxx @mtracey Get out and live a little, mate. You see fat guys, short guys, bald guys, guys who are short, fat and bald all at once! ...and they have wives, GFs, &c. Not pretty ones, sure, but they're there! You can even be weird. Just don't be a bad, off-putting weird.

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

Yeah, it's not good that because of a bunch of Internet leftoids there is an incentive for Buttigieg to LARP as a radical or as a slopulist.

Still, it's what y'all demand and what y'all seal clap for, so he apes the rhetoric, and y'all *still* roll your eyes and snicker.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

get ready for a whole lot more of this

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

The ‘new friend’ sounds like a dickhead. Who is this lady, the Pope? She doesn't have time to read, what, three or four pages of text? Chill out. Just read your goofy friend's poetry and say, ‘wow, thanks!’

[maddie rune🪰 @themaddierune]

Made a new friend, our daughters are the same age, I loved her company. She was going through something hard, so I handwrote her 1,000 words of original poetry/fiction, because that's how I show love...I'm a deeply creative person. She said she didn't have time to read it, called it weird, and didn't even take it. My soul left my body, reentered my body just to die again, and am now watching my own embarrassment from a small cloud above my house. Adult female friendship in your 30s is a horror movie and I keep volunteering to be the first victim.

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

That is so funny.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

so funny to see the left and right come to together on how much max boot sucks

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

Lmao, that's sooo funny

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Politicians going on Ozempic is so funny as if the reason people don’t trust them is that they don’t look stage-managed enough

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

Sooo true, dude. So funny.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

it's so funny that Trump basically did the same thing as countless resistance liberals by boycotting Twitter only to come crawling back

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

Dude, that's sooo funny

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

trump's first post about mamdani is gonna be so funny

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Adam Friedland Show’s theme song is so funny

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

Dude, that's sooo funny haha

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

it's so funny mike johnson spent the whole day warning about how dangerous the epstein bill was then voted for it anyway

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

@Y2Ksnurf so funny

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

Lmao, when did the ironic “so funny” become an online leftist vocal tic??

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

gonna be so funny when benny johnson & co try to make susan collins epic

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

A lame, ironic, vocal fried “soooo funny” is like a retarded leftoid mating call.

That's soooo funny. It's gonna be sooo funny, dude. Haha, dude, that's sooo funny.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

gonna be so funny now watching schumer and jeffries do vertical video about how much they hate The Man

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

@Foxfaxx @mtracey Anyone can date. You just have to not be weird!

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

No.

[Dan Thomas @DanThomasESPN]

Any questions for Stevie or Ale?

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

I mean I guess if you like the “children's section at Old Navy” aesthetic.

[Kyle Sheldon ⚽️🇺🇸 @kylesheldon]

If U.S. Soccer made these mock-ups the permanent shirts, I would not be mad in the slightest.

These are GORGEOUS. 😍

(Designs via @joesimpson85983)

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

@herculezg Whatever people want, do the opposite. These people want shirts with emojis on them. Less is more!

[ʟɪʟ ʙᴜʀᴛ 🎱 @Lilburt8]

One hundred percent, all the way tripping. The best kits are minimalist, sleek, classy. Look at Curaçao's away jersey. Reddit mock-ups want Vegeta on them. They want shirts with emojis splattered across them.

[herculez gomez @herculezg]

Drippin or Trippin 🇺🇸

[ravens @_R4V3N5_]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers