Jac

Follow my cat on TikTok😜⬇️

[Jac @Lilgatess]

I’ve worn the same outfit for the past 4 “first day of school” pics as a teacher & here are my takeaways:
1. My apartment in Cheney had terrible lighting
2. I always put one hand on my hip in pics
3. I’m really happy with my life & how much I’ve grown the past 4 years & it shows

[Henry Chang @t_witlessHen18]

Y’all this episode of #BachelorInParadise has me so fucking heated I redownloaded twitter just to validate that I’m not the only one crashing over these idiots siding with Jeremy over Brian (and I didn’t even like Brian! Rooting for him feels wrong!) thanks for the validation

[Jac @Lilgatess]

I wish Jill and Ryan would have been dropped in to Paradise at the same time because their chemistry would have been unmatched #bachelorinpardise

[Jac @Lilgatess]

Good morning ya filthy animals

[ESPN @espn]

Taylor Swift is at Arrowhead Stadium to watch Travis Kelce and the Chiefs 👀

📺 FOX

[Jac @Lilgatess]

@WatershedFest If you’re parking in the day time parking lot, what time does your car need to be out by each night?

[Jac @Lilgatess]

The lady next to me on this flight is eating a hamburger with raw unions on it which should literally be illegal

[Jac @Lilgatess]

One of the small pleasures of teaching is being able to play old Nickelback songs really quiet on tests days and no one can say anything about it because they can’t talk during tests🫡

[Jac @Lilgatess]

@LandonH She has 114k followers and her views range per video from 1k on her lowest to 3.5 mil on her highest.

[Jac @Lilgatess]

A multi-billion dollar company wants to partner with my cat to make 4 Tik Tok videos for them, and to use the videos on their platforms and in ads, and for me to work with only them until Dec. They asked me my rate and I have no idea what to charge for something like that. Help??

[Jac @Lilgatess]

@CoryMckane Hahahah thanks😂🙏🏼

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Nashville Police Officer Michael Collazo and Officer Rex Englebert shot and killed school shooter Audrey Hale.
When officers arrived -- investigators say Hale was shooting at police cars through a window.
Collazo and Englebert ran toward the gunfire -- killing the shooter.

[Jac @Lilgatess]

@theVogelman Yes!! Which is less annoying than Retro bowl or whatever the football game is… but still annoying

[Jac @Lilgatess]

@spielerman can you confirm????

[Pubity @pubity]

🚨| BREAKING: Warner Bros. is working on a live-action "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child".

Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint are set to return to their roles‼️😳

[Jac @Lilgatess]

Anne Hathaway is aging backwards and you can’t convince me otherwise

[Jac @Lilgatess]

I don’t understand why they have football teams in cold places

[Jac @Lilgatess]

@spielerman I chalked that one up to Harry having terrible eyesight and not having glasses yet as a baby lol

[Jac @Lilgatess]

@spielerman I think I just found a plot hole in HP & I don’t think you’ve discussed it (and obvi I’ve listened to every episode) Harry sees the thestrals at the start of book 5 bc he saw Cedric die at the end of book 4, right? HOW DO STUDENTS GET TO THE TRAIN AT THE END OF TERM?!

[Jac @Lilgatess]

I’ll never forget the time when I was a server and a ~7 year-old~ ordered expensive salmon, didn’t like it, and her dad yelled at ~me~ for it supposedly not being cooked right🙂

[Jac @Lilgatess]

SOS who should I sub in for Davis for tomorrow?