Lil guncky

hello, it is i, lil guncky

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

Hi

[skippy @mephone4truther]

bluetooth headphones saying “battery is low” over and over again knowing damn well they can live on 20% for DAYS

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

When the gargingo warriors challenge the uncle pussy knights to a tralalala battle

[unsincerely, willow 🧹 #ThankYouUNIS @heeuheartz]

my mom told me how my day was and I replied with the time

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

1, 2,
Buckle my uncle pussy

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

@totallynotevill 1 but it takes up the whole fridge
Like
You can’t even fit the shelf’s in there

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

When your hungry but the only thing you have in your fridge is uncle pussy

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

@Master_of_PBR 🥹 good enough

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

Hey
It’s me
It’s uncle pussy

[Tao @TaoBeastars]

When you have a friend

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

@schmoop5407 But,, it’s so much more funnier,,, when there isn’t 😖

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

Most boring ass book

[The Gun That Killed Shinzo Abe @RoboticMilk]

Blind gynecologist be like "who's uncle is this"

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

@BT16067 Yeah im uncle pussy

[𓏲 rio 🖇 @krachial]

whats the capital of uncle pussy

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

Why arnt you more like your uncle pussy

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

@zomqieleech Nonono your supposed to say pussy! After i say uncle
Ready!!
3,
2,
1
UNCLE!

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

when i say uncle you say pussy

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

@hotdoginmymouth I worship you and your way with words

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

Waiter! I’ll have one uncle pussy please

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

@Nuhuh914418 Nuhuh

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

Wow there uncle!! Hold your pussy!!

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

@Zedortoo True uncle pussy fan over here
Were all just uncle pussy larps

[Lil guncky @Lilguncky]

Me and uncle pussy go way back (back to a couple hours ago)