Lilith

18+ laughs and i got nothing nice to say to you bitches.

[Jerome Jenkins @Jerome66Jenkins]

When going forward feels as bad as going backward, then it is time to seek help.

[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

Colin Kaepernick is listed at 6’4 232lbs

Donald Trump was just listed at 6’3 239lbs

Someone’s lying ....👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Smoking will kill you...

Bacon will kill you...

But..

Smoking bacon will cure it.

[Jerome Jenkins @Jerome66Jenkins]

Dancing in the rain can do wonders for your soul. And you'll get wet too.

[Lilith @Lilith_Lavendar]

@W01fie57 I like that but would melt in seconds 😅😅😅😅

[Lilith @Lilith_Lavendar]

@W01fie57 I need some ice slippers it's so hot

[Lilith @Lilith_Lavendar]

@ErinLea7 It's a compliment after all.

[Geff Gefferson @GeffGefferson1]

#FixTrumpIn5Words Don't Bother. Just Toss Out!!!

[Lilith @Lilith_Lavendar]

@GeffGefferson1 @RoesRage Hahahaaa

[Geff Gefferson @GeffGefferson1]

#NewNationalAnthemLyrics And the rocket's red glare, the comb bursting in hair,
@realDonaldTrump
@HashtagJones1

[Lilith @Lilith_Lavendar]

It's not about how much blood you have on your knife, but how much blood you have in your heart.

[Lilith @Lilith_Lavendar]

@Mr_DrinksOnMe Well, it is a solution😉

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Started a band called 999 Megabytes.

We haven’t got a gig yet.

[Lilith @Lilith_Lavendar]

@W01fie57 So warm today I wanna use the ac. I think mid 80s or so.

[Lilith @Lilith_Lavendar]

@BennettD1885 @steviusthegreat Y'all do each other's moms a lot.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Trey Gowdy has resigned from the House Ethics Cmte!

REPEAT

Trey Gowdy has resigned from the House Ethics Cmte!

Maybe it has to do with him taking bribes from anti-Hillary groups while leading the failed Benghazi witch hunt. Or just being a corrupt Republican in general. Adios.

[Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield]

#WhiteHouseHauntings The mischievous spirit of Grover Cleveland occasionally befouls the Lincoln Bedroom bathroom with noisome vapors.

[Lilith @Lilith_Lavendar]

@W01fie57 Y'all use large blocks of ice with a strap as house shoes.

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

Daughter: "Mom, I have a new boyfriend, our neighbor Joe."

Mom: "But he could be your father."

Daughter: "Age is not that important to me."

Mom: "That's not what I was talking about."