Lillith Sinn

I specialize in being alternately funny, naked, and angry on the Internet. Stripper, writer, comedian, mama, leftist, feminist, Scrabble enthusiast. She/her.

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

Ok y'all can hunt me down wherever else but please don't find me on the bird site

I am horrible on the bird site.

Back away slowly.

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@clhubes Looking around my area wondering why there are no summer programs for rising kindergarteners but I'm beginning to think it's bc of the way rising kindergarteners are. Omg tiny dictators.

[Sabra Boyd @SabraMBoyd]

I didn’t use drugs or alcohol when I was a homeless teenager. I was homeless because my mother kicked me out for being gay and my dad / trafficker stole my identity and ruined my credit so I couldn’t rent an apartment.

I didn’t need faith or recovery. I needed an apartment

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@questella To anyone who thinks like this:

Y'all can eat my entire ass.

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@KyleaKilleen Bunny ears and a low cut tank top that I ended up pointing the laptop camera down my cleavage at least twice

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@jgriffingraham @clhubes The moms weren't really horny for Blippi. They're attracted to the idea of a non threatening man who likes learning and enjoys wholesome interactions with children -- unlike their husbands

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@questella @KyleaKilleen Psssst if you land a work from home gig you can drink there too 🤣 and you can put people on mute and cuss them out to your cat

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@questella If you can force yourself to talk to men in person, you can force yourself to bullshit your way through a remote CSR shift. Honestly, work is just all about what you're willing to smile and dissociate your way thru.

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@questella They're not good making $100/night. They're good not being micromanaged and forced onto schedules that consume their whole damn week.

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@questella That was a ruse to keep you on the line.

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@kyrstensinema Girl bye. Your state is in crisis because you wouldn't vote for a fair wage.

[Meg: Under Construction @meghanttucker]

Boy at The Gingers school called her a 'future cat lady' She just laughed & said, 'Is it my fault that cats are substantially better than boys. I could grow up to be a 'sea monkey lady' & it would still be better than <boys name redacted>'s wife'

Anyway. Now I have a conference

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@questella Noooooooooooooooooo

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@clhubes I believe in asking nicely once, telling firmly twice and thrice.

But if I have to speak a 4th time it will be in a tone and volume that they will hear in their nightmares.

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@questella Didn't you get it removed?

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@KyleaKilleen @Cougarstrips80 Bc the clubs there are fucking ridiculous????

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@NotAlexSheppard maybe you and your beloved "President" can be cell mates in 2024

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@NotAlexSheppard BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BYEEEEE asshole

I'm just annoyed that some of my tax dollars are going to be paying for your baloney sandwiches for 19 months

[ana @strwbmochi]

@criminalplaza Ppl decorating their house and actually scaring trick or treaters made some of the best memories of Halloween for me as a child and im so grateful 🥲

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@questella so according to this person's logic, I can use the pronoun "it" to reference them? gee i hope it doesn't get mad that i think it's understanding of grammar sucks lol

[Lillith Sinn @LillithSinn]

@Scholastic Or you could do what the good librarians are doing but that would take courage and integrity