Heโs lost it, my dad has officially lost it
1 hour, a non-essential shop visit to buy a bottle of amstell and 10 outtakes later, he has finished his football team.
WELL today at work, the head cleaning contractorโs were round telling us why our soap dispensers werenโt working.. apparently the squeezy nipples of the dispenserโs were blocked and GOD DID he say nipple about a million times
Lol was at a work event in London and one of the stalls say โwho wants a stamp?โ I go, โme please ๐โ put my wrist out,ready to be stamped (everyones staring at me),they go โno, weโre not in a club, I meant the booklet weโve given youโ...youngest 1 at the event strikes again ๐